Nicolas Laprovittola 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

Nicolas Laprovittola, his footfalls guided by a compulsion of unknown origin, stumbled through the marsh, each step more tiresome than the last. Greenish water, thick with muck, lay still under the cloudy sky. Drooping trees and tangled vines stymied his every effort to navigate to… somewhere. The end goal of this journey was a mystery….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

The next morning, Giannis woke up confused as to why he was in such inexplicably high spirits. Then, he caught a glimpse of his phone sitting on the bedside table, and grinned widely. Rachel had accepted his invitation for another date, which meant that she had enjoyed their first one. Now he remembered how he…

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Jake Layman 17 Points/5 Threes Blazers Debut Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

Jake Layman snuck towards the visitor’s locker room after the game. It was actually pretty easy to avoid security personnel if you knew all the back ways and unused corridors. In no time at all, he was there; he entered brazenly, not caring which Warriors player saw him. The target of Jake’s quest was facing…

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Patty Mills 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)

Patty Mills checked his reflection in the rear-view mirror one more time. Seeing that his blond wig had come slightly askew on the drive over, he adjusted it until it was perfectly in place. His lipstick had fared better, and was just as garishly red as it had been when he had applied it thirty…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

“Dear Father, I hope everything is going well for you in Croatia, because things are certainly not going very well here in America. The Nets will have a poor record again this year. I may accumulate good individual statistics, but you know me, father; I can never be content with personal success when the team’s…

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Jarell Martin 13 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

“Hey, Jarell, you writing a novel or something?” Jarell Martin looked up from his notebook to see Vince Carter standing in front of him. “Not really. Just writing down some goals for myself.” Vince stood next to Jarell and leaned forward, squinting. “That just looks like a list of people on the team. You gonna…

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Serge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

Aaron Gordon wandered over to where Serge Ibaka was sitting in the locker room following a tough loss to the Cavaliers. Ibaka noticed his approach out of the corner of his eye, but also noticed his tentative behavior, so continued getting ready to leave. Gordon stood uncertainly behind his teammate for several minutes, waiting for…

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Clint Capela 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Clint Capela finally had it. After much harrassment of Dwight Howard’s friends and family through Clint’s own network of proxies and middlemen, Clint finally had Dwight’s new cell number. It was sitting there in the contact list of his phone, waiting to be dialed for the first time. Petting his cat ‘Juwon with one hand…

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Jonathon Simmons Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)

When Jonathon Simmons was led, blindfolded, to a secret subterranean dungeon underneath the AT&T Center, he was fairly sure that he had been kidnapped by terrorists, even when the man leading him repeatedly stated that he was one of the assistant coaches. But then, the blindfold was taken off. In the dimness of the torchlit…

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George Hill 19 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (10/25/2016)

“…OFFICIAL MOST UNEXPECTED THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE 2016-17 NBA SEASON POWER RANKINGS” “1. Anthony Bennett will average eight points per game. This is because the Nets will be garbage. The Nets’ garbageness will surprise nobody, but Anthony Bustett managing to bumble his way into a large number of double-digit scoring games should bamboozle…

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