“It’s always a pleasure to meet with one of our players,” Rockets GM Daryl Morey said happily. “What’s on your mind, Clint?” “We gotta trade Dwight. Like, ASAP,” Clint replied shortly, sitting across the desk from his GM. Daryl’s smiling expression quickly changed to mirror Clint’s stony demeanor. “There’s a few reasons we can’t really…
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Andre Drummond All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey Andre, what’s up with all these iCarly DVD’s?” Andre Drummond jogged over to where Aron Baynes was snooping through his personal movie collection. “They’re my kid sister’s,” Andre explained, snatching the copy of ‘iCarly: the Complete Fourth Season’ out of his teammate’s hand and replacing it on the shelf “You don’t have a kid…
Read MoreTrevor Booker All 61 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Trevor Booker knew he was dreaming. In real life, he didn’t have the ability to just fly through the air like a bird. Armed with the knowledge that his surroundings were entirely constructed from his own thoughts and hidden desires, he attempted to summon a naked woman into the dream for his enjoyment. The attempt…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part III)
“Are you ready for the final exam, Jahlil?” Jahlil and his therapist were standing outside a Boston sports bar. Knowledge of Jahlil’s fight with a Celtics fan was far-spread at this point, and he had already been the target of some unsavory remarks just walking on the street. Now they were about to enter a…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part II)
“So, Jahlil, we both know why you’re here today.” Jahlil, legs dangling off the edge of the too-short sofa in the therapist’s office, sighed and rolled his eyes. “I’m here because I punched a guy.” The therapist, a woman in her mid-forties, peered over her glasses at her patient. “That’s not the only reason, as…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part I)
It had all started with wanting to have some fun on the town after a tough loss against the Celtics, one of many losses that had been piling up at the beginning of the season. It wasn’t Jahlil’s style to mope around his hotel room after such a loss; he wanted to experience the NBA…
Read MoreKawhi Leonard All 64 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“WHERE ARE MY COUPONS?” Boris Diaw, seated on Kawhi Leonard’s living room couch, shrugged his shoulders. “How would I know? They’re your coupons.” “They’re supposed to be right here in the coupon drawer,” Kawhi said in a panicked voice, riffling through the stack of coupons again. “I don’t know where they are. How are we…
Read MoreSteven Adams All 102 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Bent over with exertion, Steven Adams finally crested the top of the mountain path. Overcome with fatigue after the climb, he fell forward onto his hands and knees, heaving and coughing. His shoes had long ago succumbed to the treacherous rocks of the mountain, and his feet were torn and bleeding. His groin and head…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Most excellent. Dee Tee Bee has uploaded another dunkilation for my enjoyment,” you say to yourself as you click on the video in your subscription box. “Whiteside probably crushes the rim for nine minutes straight!” The video begins to play, and you are, as you expected, enraptured by the displays of unbridled athletic power that…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Andrew and his older self walked across the dark lawn of the campus. Despite the rain shower, Andrew was concerned by the fact that they were walking so brazenly out in the open, in flagrant violation of the basketball camp’s curfew. Despite his concern, he kept his doubts to himself; he didn’t want to seem…
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