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DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (December 2015 Dunkilation)

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER II: HOMO DUNKILIS After countless ages of struggle under the constricting yoke of sub-intelligence, a certain order of mammals known as the hominids developed a dim intelligence within the dark caverns of their skulls. The stage was set not only for the development of tools and the creation…

Meyers Leonard 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

Meyers heard the chime from his phone and knew he wasn’t going to like whatever text he had just received. http://imgur.com/qFBpbZy http://imgur.com/uf4uRD2

Andrew Wiggins 21 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

Andrew stared, mouth agape, at the bag of marijuana in Dooby’s hand. After a few seconds, he remembered that he was supposed to project the image of a cool, street-smart basketball player, not a sheltered suburban preteen. “Cool. It’s always cool with me to smoke some weed, you know. Yeah. Let’s smoke it.” Dooby laughed….

Jeff Withey 13 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Jeff Withey strolled through the misty graveyard. The sky above was a dim black, almost purple, lit only by a half-waxing moon. He was all alone, save for the bodies interred in the dirt that his feet now walked upon. It was a familiar place to him. This graveyard was where he had gone when…

Norris Cole 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

Norris Cole slept soundly in his bed. So deep was his sleep that even a clumsy, noisy intruder invading his bedroom did not cause him to stir… Iman Shumpert furtively shined a dim flashlight at Norris’ head. When the beam of light caught Norris’ hair, Iman sighed with a mixture of pleasure and frustration and…

Karl-Anthony Towns 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

“Do you maybe want to open the present I got for you, Karl?” Karl-Anthony Towns stared dourly at the carefully-wrapped gift that a widely grinning Ricky Rubio held in his hands. He considered his words carefully before responding. “Before we get too hasty with the gift unwrapping, I need to just make sure of one…

Shaun Livingston 16 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2015)

DownToBuck sits happily in front of the TV, eager to partake in the season’s most beloved tradition: watching five NBA games back-to-back while drinking eggnog and eating treats. Pulling his velvety Bucks throw blanket over him, there is nothing than can pierce through his joy. An entire plate of impeccably-frosted cookies is consumed before the…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

“Khris, you gotta go with me to smoothie store in mall, it’s so good,” Giannis said excitedly. “My head almost blow up when I tasted for the first time.” Khris Middleton looked amused at Giannis’ childlike enthusiasm. “I don’t know, man. Are they better than the ones I make at home?” Giannis’ eyes nearly flew…

Bojan Bogdanovic 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

“Dear Father, My need grows more urgent by the day. The hair on my head abandons me like a deserter abandons his post. Meanwhile, you are able to maintain a full head of beautiful thick hair even in your advanced age. Since we know that baldness is a trait that is passed from father to…

J.J. Barea Career High 32 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

J.J. Barea awoke to the blare of the hotel room alarm clock. He groggily opened his eyes, his head pounding from the night of hard partying he had just experienced. Despite the annoying alarm’s best efforts, it could not remove Barea’s memories of beautiful ladies and plentiful booze at one of New York’s most exclusive…