Chandler Parsons 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)

Chandler Parsons had just finished pouring himself an afternoon bowl of Cap’n Crunch when he heard his phone ring from its place charging in his bedroom. Setting the bowl on the counter, he jogged over to the source of the ringing. When he picked up the phone and saw the name of the caller, his…

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Andrew Wiggins 21 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2016)

Just as Andrew Wiggins had drifted off into an uneasy sleep, Brad, the basketball camp counsellor, barged into the room and flipped the lightswitch. “Were you guys smoking weed in here? You were, weren’t you? Don’t lie to me! I can smell the marijuana, I can smell it very clearly! Answer me!” Andrew’s brain, still…

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Danilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

“Damn, I love Fazoli’s! This was the raddest idea ever!” yelled Mike Miller, waving two complimentary breadsticks in the air like an aircraft marshaller. “Mama mia! Italy rules!” Danilo Gallinari sat in a booth of the fast-food restaurant with several of his Nuggets teammates, a plate of fettuccine Alfredo untouched in front of him. A…

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Kristaps Porzingis 28 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

“How long do you think we wait in line for rye bread?”, Kristaps Porzingis asked as he approached the Walmart. Carmelo Anthony stopped walking and looked at his teammate. “You say this is your first time going to a grocery store?” “American grocery store, yes. I have been to many grocery store in Latvia, and…

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Mario Chalmers 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

“Dear Diary, Wow! I can’t believe it’s been two months since that backstabber Pat Riley betrayed me! I’m having way more fun in Memphis than I ever did in stupid Miami, so I guess I should thank that double-crossing snake for trading me. I looked at Beno’s numbers today and he’s been sucking a fat…

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Jonas Valanciunas 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

Jonas Valanciunas sat eagerly on his couch, waiting for the match to begin. Snacks and beverages of unbelievable variety were spread on the table before him; he reached over and grabbed a box of Oreos before slamming them into his face five at a time. Arvydas, his cat, stretched up from his spot next to…

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Shabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)

The snow fell outside the window of the high-rise apartment. A dismal gray sky dulled the colors of the world. Shabazz Muhammad stared at these things and felt the loneliness grip his heart. He glanced over at his iPhone, wondering if he should call…no. He should not, could not be a dealer in false hope….

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Arron Afflalo 38 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)

Carmelo Anthony packed up his things, alone in the locker room, having fielded the last of the reporters’ questions. They had wanted to talk to Arron Afflalo about his excellent game tonight; but he was nowhere to be found. Must have left early, Carmelo thought as he slung his bag over his shoulder. Can’t blame…

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Boris Diaw 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)

Boris Diaw carefully lowered himself from the drop ceiling of the bakery. The darkness inside the store was almost complete, save for the faint glow of moonlight drifting in through windows mostly blocked by displays of breads and other baked goods. It had been a challenge for him to get in through the roof; the…

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