(Feb. 16, 2015) Well, we traded for that guy MCW. Brandon Knight visited before he left for Phoenix. We hugged but I was smiling inside because he never passed me the ball. I would have averaged 20 if he could look at anything other than the basket. Last night I had another dream about Grant…
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Jabari Parker All 129 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part I)
(Dec. 16, 2014) Dear diary, I can’t believe it. I was playing better and better every day and then my knee just gives out on me. The MRI results just came back and it confirms what everybody thought: my ACL is all blown up. When I got the news I threw up all over the…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)
“Took you long enough,” Steve said coolly. “But you are still too late. This cursed phylactery will never again claim the soul of another player.” “It’s not too late!” Stephen shouted from the sideline. “I need it! We need it! The team needs it! Isn’t that what a coach wants? To win?” Steve shook his…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Klay Thompson was awakened by a hushed discussion outside his bedroom door. “Not so fast, Steph.” That voice sounded like Steve Kerr’s. There was an inaudible response. “Steph, please listen to me. You have to let me take it, you have to let me destroy it. Its power is too great.” “I’m taking the amulet…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes All 66 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
“Yo, Iggy, you know how I was talking about getting a pet? Well, you won’t believe what I picked out,” Harrison said, smiling into his iPhone. “I don’t know, a chihuahua,” responded Andre Iguodala’s voice. “No dude, an iguana! And guess what his name was at the store?” “Uh, Scaly McLizard?” “Iggy! Just like you,…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan All 252 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation Part II)
After enduring a long day of testing, DeAndre returned to his room. Of the innumerable solutions the aliens had concocted, none had improved his jumpshot or his ball-handling in any appreciable way. Moreover, they left his muscles sore and his head cloudy. It was so difficult to focus on the plans he had been making…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan All 252 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation Part I)
DeAndre Jordan awoke in an unfamiliar room. His luxurious bedding at home had been replaced by a tough cot. Outside his window sailed endless pinpoints of light that could only be stars. Before he could do any more than register these facts, he was faced with what must have been some kind of alien. Surprised,…
Read MoreJason Terry 16 Points Full Highlights (5/27/2015)
Jason Terry, with the rest of his Rockets teammates, sat morosely in the locker room, not speaking. They knew that this was the end of their season. How could they forget? The time had now come. With no more basketball left to be played, there was no reason to postpone the inevitable. Grabbing the white…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)
The story so far: I met a chick at Dunkin Donuts who was so hot and persistent that she made me break my vow to never again form relations with a woman. We went to my apartment and started watching Dude Where’s My Car. I took a pee break and when I came back she…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)
As you all know, DownToBuck has been done with women since the beginning of the season because every time I get close to a lady, she somehow finds out about Kyle Korver and then runs away to go live with him or something. Honestly, I lose track of them once they split, so for all…
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