There must be something wrong with the Rockets. Currently at 4-5, they’re not meeting preseason expectations, or any expectations really. Terrence Jones is a certified baller so there must be other factors at play.
-Harden has regressed. Two words: beard rot
-Howard shows up to games about half the time. The other half he goes to the movie theater and loiters by the snack counter and then gulps down butter-flavored topping while nobody’s looking
-Lawson DUI joke goes here because drinking and driving is a big funny joke
-Clint Capela is only shooting 78% from the field, which isn’t nearly good enough and is actually pretty pathetic all things considered
-Trevor Ariza watched one of the videos where I call him overpaid and a contract chaser and now his confidence is shot
-Kevin McHale has these huge bags under his eyes that are really distracting
-Terrence Jones doesn’t demand more touches like he should