“You know what?” Eric Bledsoe asked as he sat on the couch of his Suns teammate Brandon Knight. “What?” responded Brandon. “I’m getting really tired of Devin,” Eric said, referring to their shared teammate, Devin Booker. “Who does he think he is, coming in and taking minutes like that? Those are your minutes man. You…
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Doug McDermott All 110 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
Rarely does DownToBuck so pathetically bow to the collective will of the highlight-watching populace. There is no reason to make this video other than to appease the large body of Dougie McBuckets fans out there, because the amount of threes that McBuckets made on the year is simply not all that impressive. To put it…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Neil Olshey had, after sixteen straight hours of driving, stopped at a motel somewhere in Colorado. The promise of a bed was very tempting to Damian, but the prospect of sleeping in the same room as a man who kept murmuring “tie him up” and “punish him” in reference to a former teammate was anything…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Damian Lillard was packing up all his personal items from his locker at the Moda Center when he was interrupted by a familiar voice from behind him. “Dame, can you help me out for a second?” Annoyed that he was probably going to lose an hour out of his afternoon, Damian rolled his eyes before…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic All 181 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Mirza and Devin tromped down the stairs with a group of about twenty other men who had hastily been assembled into a “squadron”. The general introduced himself, in the same quasi-robotic voice that his King spoke with, as Stellarion III. They walked by a few other units getting outfitted and finally arrived at an empty…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic All 181 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)
The spaceship warped through yet another dimensional crossing-point, but Mirza didn’t even wince as he felt his body broken down and reformed to comply with the similar, yet subtly different, spacetime configuration of the new dimension. Some of the other fighters aboard the ship were new to the experience, and glanced nervously at each other,…
Read MoreSeth Curry All 50 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
Seth Curry vs. Stephen Curry: who is the superior brother? In this truthful description where only the truest facts are outlaid with veracity and accuracy, we will answer that question in a rigorously logical manner. THREE POINT PERCENTAGE: Seth shot 45.0% over the course of the season. Stephen shot 45.4%. The raw numbers cannot be…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part III)
Stephen sat alone in his study, a few nearby candles providing the only illumination by which to read. A heavy rain poured outside the windows, but Stephen was oblivious to all but the arcane words in front of him. “…The success of the spell depends greatlie upon the cycle of the moone, and upon the…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part II)
The campus of Oxford University was quiet. In the chilly early-morning air, the only disturbance was the nearly inaudible rustling of Stephen’s clothes as he attempted to find a way into the history building. Stephen squinted up at the rows of windows. One of them had to be left open, somewhere; given the temperature in…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“Larry! Larry!” Stephen Curry yelled, running after the Indiana Pacers GM in an isolated hallway of the Pacers’ arena. “Wait up!” But Larry Bird not wait up. Instead, Larry quickly turned left into what appeared to be an even more disused corridor. Stephen sped up, continuing to call the basketball legend’s name. He suspected that…
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