Chris Boucher Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

The dinner is finished, the relatives are gone, the presents are unwrapped, but Chris Boucher has one more gift for Boston fans on this wonderful Christmas Day: a big smelly dump right in their Christmas stocking. He just planted himself right on the mantle, aimed carefully, and put it straight in. That will be quite…

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Fred VanVleet 21 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

I thought that when Kyle Lowry came back, Fred VanVleet wasn’t supposed to play forty minutes per game anymore. But Nick Nurse has such a bone-on for this dude that he can’t bear to not start him, so FVV starts at the shooting guard position while Lowry starts at point guard. If Nurse doesn’t watch…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points/1 Kick Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Serge Ibaka has relinquished his right to the “Iblocka” nickname. If he’s barely gonna average one block a game, there really is no case to be made for him keeping it. Nobody else has the correct syllables in their name to be called “Iblocka” except maybe Ivica Zubac, so the nickname will just be sitting…

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Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2019)

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson has decided the type of player he is going to be in the NBA. He was flirting with trying to be a scorer for a bit there in Brooklyn, taking jumpers and generally being aggressive (-ish) looking for his shot. But with a jumper as borked as his is, he’s basically never going…

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Chris Boucher Career High 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/22/2019)

Chris Boucher checked in to this game with four and a half minutes left in the third quarter and the Raptors down by 27. This is the point where I tell you what the situation of the game was when he checked out, but he didn’t check out. He played the rest of the way…

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Serge Ibaka 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

Remember when I wrote these profound, accurate, and intelligent words in the description of a video uploaded just two days ago? “Despite the Raptors’ success with the pick and roll, I feel like Ibaka’s ability to be a midrange assassin is not being used properly right now.” Yeah. It’s obvious that somebody in the Raptors…

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OG Anunoby 18 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

I’m kind of a squeamish person overall. Seeing blood either in person or on TV gives me the heeby-jeebies. Any talk about needles or shots gets me light-headed. I can’t get my blood drawn without passing out. The Kevin Ware leg break video made me not go on the internet for three whole weeks. So…

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OG Anunoby 19 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2019)

Since OG Anunoby specifically doesn’t have periods in his first name to indicate an initialism, does anybody else pronounce his first name as “Awg”? In my head, it’s pronounced the same as the mostly-forgotten Ogg Vorbis music file format’s extension, which is .ogg. In fact, I’m going to start calling Anunoby “OG Vorbis” from now…

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Serge Ibaka 25 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2019)

What I gathered from making this video is that the Kyle Lowry + Serge Ibaka pick-and-roll is absolutely unstoppable. Especially if you’re Andre Drummond. Maybe my judgement is clouded by my amazement, but it really seemed like, every time Ibaka scored, it was because Lowry was finding him in the pick-and-roll. Now that I stop…

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Norman Powell 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2019)

Is this it? Is it really happening? Is Norman Powell finally becoming a consistent contributor who can be counted on to support the Raptors’ winning efforts on a game-to-game basis? Or has years of eating nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop-Tarts modified my brain chemistry so severely that my thoughts have become nothing more than…

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