Tristan “Triscuits” Thompson has the ugliest game in the league. In no way are any of his so-called “moves” graceful, smooth, or controlled. In some ways, his post play resembles my own – I do whatever it takes to get a shot off, however off-balance. The difference is that I am 5’9” and only able…
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Tristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)
I once tried to shoot free throws using my left hand as the shooting hand. I’m a righty so it didn’t work at all. I’m talking airballs in every direction. Giving “wide left” a whole new meaning. So how on earth did Tristan Thompson manage to switch his shooting hand? No matter how screwed up…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2013)
The NBA needs to do something about tanking. Cleveland was up by 27 at one point in the third quarter, but they lost anyway, thanks to some well-timed Luke Walton and Boobie Gibson insertions into the rotation. And I’m pretty sure Byron Scott told Tristan to cool it on the scoring after his ten-point first…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
“He throws. The Hammah. Dowwwn!” -Austin Carr, any time anyone dunks ever This being a Tristan Thompson video, you can expect that he will say it at least three or four times. And you would be right. What an annoying idiot. But don’t let the substandard commentating diminish your enjoyment of Thompson’s breakout game against…
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