Tyler Herro 21 Points Full Highlights (10/6/2020)

Adam Silver, right at this very moment, is looking at printed-out reports of the TV ratings for the NBA Finals, shaking his head stoically before letting out a dramatic wail, flailing his arms everywhere like a toddler, knocking all the important paperwork off his desk, and beating his desk with his fists while screaming “WHY…

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Tyler Herro 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (9/27/2020)

After Tyler Herro’s 37-point game in game four of this series, the worst thing ever happened: Casual fans became aware of Tyler Herro. We’re not talking about the type of “casual fan” who posts nonsensical “hot takes” on Instagram and Twitter and YouTube. Those fans obviously deserve disdain (as do all fans who fail to…

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Tyler Herro Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (9/23/2020)

In the darkness of the uncomfortably warm, intolerably humid Florida night, beside one of the resort complex’s many outdoor swimming pools, a tall man reclined on a pool chair. The sunglasses he wore on his face were superfluous, given the general dimness of the moonlight, and the fact that he was fully clothed made it…

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Tyler Herro 22 Points Full Highlights (9/19/2020)

It’s a strange situation when a team so good that it has a high chance of making the finals has as its best swaggy shot creator a babyfaced sixth-man rookie. Not like having a babyface has any bearing on how good a player is at creating swaggy shots. The rookie part is the important part….

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Tyler Herro 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (9/15/2020)

Tyler Herro, with his low-scoring but nonetheless stat-stuffed statline of 12/11/9, was one assist short of the fabled trippy-dubby. Think about how bad the internet would be freaking out right now if he had gotten that tenth assist. The fawning comments would be so over the top as to be embarrassing. I’ve even come up…

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Tyler Herro 17 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)

Among the many things that Heat fans can be happy about right now is the fact that their first-round draft choice is playing quite well in the playoffs. I feel like the uptick in intensity between regular-season games and playoff games might be overstated, but there is some truth to the idea that it becomes…

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Tyler Herro 20 Points Full Highlights (8/22/2020)

It has recently come to my attention that Jimmy Butler is an absolutely horrendous jump-shooter this year. Like, one of the very worst, probably THE worst when you’re talking about players who are actually considered “good”. I mean, just by watching Heat games you kind of get the sense that he’s not great at jumpers,…

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Tyler Herro 30 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

Tyler Herro, half-asleep, rolled over restlessly. Why was his bed so uncomfortable all of a sudden? He would have to leave a note for housekeeping to get him a new mattress. He squeezed his eyes shut, wanting to go back to sleep; after all, he had slept in enough airport terminals to be accustomed to…

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Tyler Herro 25 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/8/2020)

The Heat didn’t have Goran Dragic available for this game. They also didn’t have Jimmy “You Need Me, You Can’t Win Without Me” Butler available for this game. So who was going to handle the ball for the Heat in this game? You’re watching a highlight video for Tyler Herro, so obviously the answer to…

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Tyler Herro 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

As an unpigmented male born and raised in Wisconsin, I have a certain affinity for other unpigmented males born and raised in Wisconsin, especially when those males are NBA players. That’s why I am unreasonably attached to NBA players Tyler Herro and Matt Thomas. Matt Thomas had taken first place in my heart after a…

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