Donovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

I don’t blame Donovan Mitchell for coming out of the game after stubbing his toe. It really hurts! You’re just walking around, everything’s cool, and then you run your toe into a corner at a million miles per hour. Agony. Pure agony. I once called 9-1-1 because I was pretty sure that I was going…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Who else is ready for the relentless praise that Jae Crowder will get during the playoffs for being a “steadying veteran presence” for the Jazz? If he even has one good game, we’ll hear all about how he replaced the immature, not-quite-ready-for-the-big-time Rodney Hood with the gritty, no-nonsense, defense-first Crowder. I can already hear it…

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Donovan Mitchell 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

We’re rapidly approaching the time when I can no longer upload Donovan Mitchell highlights to my channel. Realistically, he’s probably been too good for a while now, but next season, when he’s no longer a rookie, I’ll have no choice but to hand him off to those other channels. I expect him to have some…

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Joe Ingles 22 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

Click. Click click. CLICK. Clickclick. ClickclickclickCLICKclickCLICKCLICKclick. Click. Hear that? That’s the sound of the Utah Jazz CLICKING right now. Clicking HARD and FAST. Joe Ingles is clicking with Rudy Gobert. Donovan Mitchell is clicking with Joe Ingles. Ricky Rubio is clicking with Jae Crowder. Ekpe Udoh is clicking with the bench. Everyone is clicking right…

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Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

I haven’t abandoned Donovan Mitchell yet! Unlike Ben Simmons (who is definitely way too good [or gets too many stats anyway] for my channel so I just sorta stopped making vids for him), if Mitchell has a good enough game, I can still dredge up a vid from the murky swamp of my willingness. Mitchell…

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Ricky Rubio 31 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

Ricky Rubio flipped the digital page of his Kindle version of Don Quixote and found that his eyes were getting droopy. Despite his drowsiness, Ricky pressed on; he always strove to finish a chapter before setting the book down for the night. Readjusting his position atop a small mountain of assorted pillows and blankets, he…

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Joe Ingles 17 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Joe Ingles is so frickin’ good. I can’t believe it. He’s been balling hard all season, even though he looks like the exact opposite of what an NBA player should look like. I don’t feel like people are noticing enough how good he is. He was, for lack of a better term, maybe a bit…

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Dante Exum 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Dante “Wrecks ’em” Exum has been surprisingly good in his return from injury. Surprising in two ways, because he wasn’t very good before getting injured anyway, and because his type of injury usually makes players worse, not better. He’s still being eased into things, but early indications suggest that he’ll be a nice role-player next…

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Dante Exum 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

If Dante Exum turns out never to be a star or even close to a star like most people expected when he was drafted, that will be a damn shame. For most people, the “shame” part will be that we missed out on what could have been a special player. For me, the “shame” part…

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