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Boris Diaw 16 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)

Boris “The Big Croissant” Diaw just dunked in-game for the first time this season. It was probably also point-blank his first dunk this year because he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would dunk during practice either. And you can bet he never plays in pickup games. You can see with your own…

George Hill 30 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)

George Hill needs to do a lot better job playing in desirable media markets. He’s been a solidly solid point guard his whole career, but no one knows his name because of the obscurity of the locales he’s chosen to play in. San Antonio? Indianapolis? Salt Lake City? No offense to the fine denizens of…

Rudy Gobert 27 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

Notice how I put “25 Rebounds” in the title of this vid. That’s because all 25 rebounds are depicted. Every single one, no matter how lame. That’s what “Full Highlights” are all about. Nothing is omitted. As you probably know, I don’t normally show rebounds. They’re not usually very exciting compared to points or blocks…

Rudy Gobert 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

I have gotten to the point where vanilla Rudy Gobert dunks are not enough to excite me. I am a twisted and perverted man; the depravity of my desires knows no limits. I need something harder, something more shocking and disgusting than just Gobert catching an alley-oop with nobody around. What I need is for…

George Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

I didn’t really want to do this video because I’m tired of making highlights for today and I want to do something else. But I HAD to make this video because I foolishly tweeted that I would make highlights for George Hill’s not-even-all-that-outstanding 22-point game. So I wasted some of my precious time (time that…

Rodney Hood 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Rodney Hood has basically been the same player for all three years in the league. His shooting percentages haven’t changed much and his rebounds and assists are static. Basically he’s upped his volume a small amount and stopped committing as many fouls. He could stand to be a little more consistent (he had a 4-of-21…

Boris Diaw 15 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

A lot of people were throwing a lot of shade on Boris Diaw at the beginning of the season due to his very slow, very tubby, and very, dare I say it, FRENCH start. I admit that I threw my share of shade on him along with everybody else. Shamefully, I was one of the…

Rudy Gobert 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

Rudy Gobert should be an All-Star this year. No jokes, no sarcasm, no trying to make a point by making a ridiculous statement. I truly believe that Gobert should be an All-Star. Since this is a Rudy Gobert vid, most of you will agree with me, but if you don’t, I invite you to close…

Shelvin Mack 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

As he showed us last year, Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack is actually a decent spot starter in the league. You can put him in and he won’t be a George Hill, but he also won’t be a Raul Neto either. He’ll hit his stupid floaters that every backup point guard relies on, but he can…