Utah Jazz – Page 3

Jordan Clarkson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

That barbershop they said they were gonna have in the NBA bubble must have opened up, because I’m looking at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I made a few games ago, and at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I just uploaded, and I’m noticing a severe lack of hair. What happened…

Miye Oni 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I spent much of the COVID-19-induced NBA hiatus mourning the loss of the scrubtastic last few games of the regular season. That time around mid-April where teams take all their worst players, insert them into the starting lineup, and see what happens. It’s the best time of the year for DTB. Almost Christmas-like (I thought…

Joe Ingles 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

So those of you who have been paying attention to my life will know that Joe Ingles is permanently on the “DTB Diss List” for not helping me acquire a real-life wallaby from Australia. He is a full-blown Australian, has insider access to all levels of Australian government (not to mention whatever stupid wildlife conservation…

Jordan Clarkson 23 Points Full Highlights (7/30/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB POLICY UPDATE: Jordan Clarkson has, effective immediately, been moved off my OFFICIAL EXCLUSION LIST. That means he is now ELIGIBLE to receive highlightage courtesy of everybody’s favorite scrub-themed NBA highlight maker, DownToBuck. My rationale for this sudden policy update is three-fold. Actually it’s probably more folds than that but I haven’t thought this…

Rudy Gobert All 203 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The tall Frenchman extended the full length of his body across the sofa. Gentle sunlight warmed him just as the glass of expensive Condrieu cooled him. Each blessed second of pastoral serenity, he tried to relish, for he knew that those seconds would eventually run out. The All-Star break would soon be ending, and he…

Joe Ingles 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

His the decision to bring Joe Ingles off the bench completely ruined him? Using my advanced abilities to look at the “splits” section of basketball-reference, I have come to an educated and informed answer to this question. And the answer is “yes”. Ingles has started in 37 games for the Jazz this season and come…

Emmanuel Mudiay 18 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

Remember when I prematurely declared Emmanuel Mudiay’s career to be over, and also declared him to be a massive bust, after his third season in the league where he put up some truly uninspiring numbers with the Nuggets and Knicks? I don’t remember making such declarations, but I probably did. Declaring things like that definitely…

Georges Niang 15 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY to all fans of Georges Niang. On the night of January 10, 2020, Niang scored fifteen points on five-of-nine three-point shooting in a Jazz victory over the Washington Wizards. This performance by Niang was similar, nay, nearly identical, to a 15-point performance of his which occurred…

Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

I have tried many times to convince the Australian government that I would be a suitable wallaby owner. When I first demonstrated my willingness to adopt a wallaby and bring it back to the United States (by driving a go kart through remote areas of Australia searching for elusive wallaby clans and nearly dying of…

Joe Ingles 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2020)

The greatest Australian contribution to world culture, aside from Joe Ingles of course, is certainly the wallaby. Wallabies have it all: they’re cute, they’re friendly (probably), they’re better than kangaroos, and there are so many of them bouncing around Australia that the Australian government shouldn’t care if you fly there and try to pick one…