Utah Jazz – Page 4

Emmanuel Mudiay 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Emmanuel Mudiay is still alive, people. He definitely seemed like a prime candidate to head back over to China after his stint with Knicks (he was even more likely than most, since he was already there in lieu of playing NCAA ball), and that was my prediction for him, but he’s still here in the…

Joe Ingles 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Joe Ingles hasn’t missed a game since December 16th… 2015. There are people watching my channel RIGHT NOW who weren’t even born when that happened. Okay, maybe they’re not watching my channel, but they are on YouTube, watching toy reviews or those creepy bootleg Mickey Mouse cartoons with hypodermic needles and pregnancy and stuff. And…

Georges Niang 15 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

I wouldn’t call this three-point shooting display “blistering” or even “scorching” (and I have those adjectives in the correct order, since getting blistered is more painful than getting scorched). However, I would call it “hot”. Georges Niang was hot from three. I don’t think that’s an unfair description of the temperature of his shooting, given…

Joe Ingles 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

As a prominent resident of the country/continent of Australia, Joe Ingles, by default, speaks for the Australian citizenry on matters of national interest. He might think that he is just a run-of-the-mill sportsman with a run-of-the-mill bald spot, but the power and influence he wields over Australian public discourse is considerable. Not only that, but…

Joe Ingles 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Joe “The Trevally From Happy Valley” Ingles, sadly, hasn’t been jingling at nearly the level we’ve come to expect this season. In years past, we could expect multiple jinglings each and every game. Now? We’re happy to just see him jingle a couple times per week at most. All is not lost, however. Ingles is…

Joe Ingles 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2019)

Now is a good time to offer an OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER to all Australians: do not forget that your constitution, the document upon which the entire nation of Australia is based, requires that you watch at least one (1) highlight video depicting Joe Ingles per day. It says it right there, right in chapter VII,…

Jeff Green 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

Jeff Green proved last year that he could still be a decent-ish scorer as long as literally no one (as in fans) paid attention to what he was doing. He averaged 12 points per game with the ‘Zards last year, a fact I know intimately because it seemed like I was making a vid for…

Jeff Green 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

I don’t hang out around enough Jazz fans to get a read on their feelings about Jeff Green, but I have to assume that you can add “Jazz fans” to “The Big List of Fanbases that Jeff Green has Disappointed in His Career” (title in quotes because the list is actually for sale both as…

Georges Niang 13 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

We are now in year four of the “Georges Niang Experiment”, which is an effort by me to foster the creation of new and exciting art by using a neural network hosted on my spare highlight rig to create randomly generated music, seeded with images of Georges Niang. It’s been streaming live on YouTube under…

Tony Bradley 14 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

You might not realize it (because I didn’t realize it), but, not only has Tony “The Tony Express” Bradley been with the Jazz for three years now, but he’s actually under contract for a fourth year as well thanks to his rookie extension. Since Bradley only played 29 total minutes (in nine games) during his…