“What you in for?” asked the gruff-looking man to his tall, Polish cellmate. “I offer a lady for a taste of my special Polish kielbasa, and she make big scene and call police,” Marcin Gortat answered with a shrug. “I know not what did I do wrong, but police arresting me, and now I here…
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Otto Porter 26 Points/7 Threes/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2017)
OFFICIAL MOST UNDERRATED PLAYERS IN THE NBA WHOSE LAST NAMES START WITH ‘P’ POWER RANKINGS 1. Otto Porter 2. Dwight Powell 3. Chris Paul? 4. This is getting hard 5. Jakob Poeltl 6. Adreian Payne 7. Are there other players whose last names start with P? 8. Oh yeah, the Plumlees 9. Mason Plumlee 10….
Read MoreKelly Oubre 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)
The Rockets lose again, so they’re definitely garbage, but I’m still trying to decide if the Wizards are good or nah. Games like this, you’re like “oh yeah bro the Wiz are great I really like Tim Frazier as the backup PG”, but then you remember last game where they got backdoored by the Hawks…
Read MoreMike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
This will be the video that makes everyone care about Mike Scott. I can feel it. This is his time, and he will be acknowledged as one of the best bench players in the league after this vid goes viral. It will start slow, maybe only 20 or 30 thousands views in the first few…
Read MoreMike Scott 24 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2017)
I must say, this “Threegional Manager” nickname for Mike Scott went right over my head. I had heard of the television show “The Office”, and I knew about Michael Scott, a character in the show, but how was I supposed to connect all that with the fact that this character was a regional manager? I’m…
Read MoreMike Scott 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2017)
“Nothing easy. NOTHING EASY!” Mike Scott took those immortal words by Zaza Pachulia to heart tonight, scoring a bunch of buckets, none of them easy. The one layup he made was a flailing, contorted effort made difficult by the presence of LeBron James. Other than that, it was a bunch of threes and iso midrange…
Read MoreMike Scott 22 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
Just a few games after going 9 of 11 for 22 points, Mike Scott nearly replicates the feat, going 9 of 10 for 22 points. Am I the only one who thinks this is impressive, or does no one care about the Wizards right now? Or both. Maybe it’s both. Well, I care. I like…
Read MoreOtto Porter 27 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)
What I want out of Otto Porter, now that he has proven that he is a stud scoring machine at least some of the time, is some consistency on when he decides to be a scoring machine and when he decides not to be a scoring machine. Hint for Mr. Porter: he should be a…
Read MoreMike Scott 22 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)
After last year, I was pretty sure we weren’t going to see Mike Scott on this channel again. Not necessarily because of how bad he was (though he was pretty bad), but because he was going to be sitting in a prison cell somewhere in Georgia. Drugs are bad, kids, and they’re even worse if…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)
What is the official threshold for the amount of games you’re allowed to “work your way back from injury”? Is it fifteen? More? Less? Because Markieff Morris just played his fifteenth game back from injury, and one of the commentators said he was still coming back from injury, but I’m sitting here thinking “that sure…
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