Marcin Gortat just tied the season record for most field goals in a game without a miss. I’m going to tell you something: Gortat might not be quite as good as Rudy Gobert or Dwight Howard (the two other players who have gone 9-for-9 this season), but he is way more Polish, and in the…
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Trey Burke 27 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
No lie, I legit thought that Trey Burke was dead. Not just buried on the Wizards bench, which would be the kind of “dead” that Marcus Thornton is, but actually clinically dead. For real. I kind of thought it was sorta weird how no one was caring about a former top-10 pick who died while…
Read MoreOtto Porter 32 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)
I bet in the comment section of this video there are going to be a bunch of people saying stuff like “I knew he had this in him” and “I always liked his game” and “My fav player”. I’m calling those people out right now because they are dirty liars. Hear that, losers? I’M CALLING…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 21 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2016)
I don’t know who Polish people are going to project their nationalism onto once Marcin Gortat is out of the league. Granted, he’s only 32, so the Polish Hammer has a few more years left, but is there any young Polish talent in the pipeline? Don’t even talk to me about Olek Czyz. Similarly refrain…
Read MoreBradley Beal 41 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)
Bradley Beal just scored 41 points against the (supposedly-elite) Clippers, one short of his career high. Sounds great, huh? Can’t wait to watch the highlights? Before you dive headfirst into the Beal-themed world of magic and wonderment that I have created with this video, we need to correct your expectations. Basically, Beal didn’t REALLY score…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
This is my final warning to NBA broadcasters everywhere. In fact, this could be considered DTB’S OFFICIAL FINAL WARNING: if you don’t start showing timely replays of every sick whamjam that takes place in the games that you broadcast, I’m going to sue you. That’s right, bitches. We’re talking lawsuits here. In what other industry…
Read MoreKelly Oubre Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Attention females: Kelly Oubre Jr. isn’t even that good looking. He only looks good because, when he’s on the bench, he gets to sit between Andrew Nicholson who looks like a black smurf and Jason Smith who is totally balding. That’s the only reason. Take him out of his normal NBA habitat, and he becomes…
Read MoreBradley Beal 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
Bradley Beal resides in the “unclear whether or not he is too good for DownToBuck’s world-renowned and widely respected YouTube highlights archivium” category. Among other categories. That is the most important one right now. Way more important than the “infected with herpes” category or the “persons hated by John Wall” category. Last season, I had…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this, Marcin” Bradley Beal said sullenly as the bright lights of arcade games flashed all around him. Marcin Gortat, who had been busy gazing around at all the excitement, turned to his teammate with wide eyes. “What you mean ‘talk into this’? You wanted come here…
Read MoreOtto Porter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2016)
Today’s vocabulary word: “Hakim Warrick”. Verb – to dunk a basketball with such force that the dunker’s entire body convulses from the impact. Named after famous dunker Hakim Warrick. Reference – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt9BqNhp6JA . Usage – “Otto Porter Hakim Warricked that shizz.” See also: teabag.
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