Why does the NBA always tempt me with Warriors games during my prime highlight making time? Don’t give me that whole time-zones sci-fi mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know why I must choose between delivering primo content and watching Curry splash a bunch of threes. In English, please.
Jordan Clarkson scoring 30 is pretty cool, and it’s good that the Lakers have someone to pin unwarranted hopes on this season. But I don’t care right now. I’m done. I’ve got a one-way ticket to Splash City!