Marreese Speights 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

At 0:35 of this video, behold: the anguished cry of a man who has nothing left to live for.

Marreese Speights put on a show tonight in garbage time, abusing Juan Hernangomez even as the Magic suffered a fairly thorough defeat. He did this despite suffering a total loss of conatus after missing a free-throw to complete a four-point play. As the ball clanked off the back rim, he screamed, and with the air exiting his lungs departed also his soul, the very essence of Mo Buckets, dispersed into the thin Rocky-mountain air.

His cyst, however, remains attached firmly to his head. No amount of existential angst is gonna get rid of that thing.

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