Jakob Poeltl 14 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

Raptors fans who actually watched this game should have told me that these seven buckets by Jakob Poeltl were about the lamest seven buckets any NBA player has had this season. Why did no one tell me? Do they not have internet in Canada? I know they do, because I know that I get tons and tons of comments on all my Raptors vids telling me about how good their maple syrup is. So there is no excuse for allowing me to walk blindly into this soporific abortion “highlight” video. If you find this vid’s existence offensive, and you will after you watch it, blame Raptors fans. It is their fault.

The only saving grace is that if you squint your eyes together real hard and turn the quality down to its lowest setting you can kind of pretend that it’s Blake Griffin dunking over and over instead of Poeltl laying it up.

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