January 27, 2018 – Page 2

Ivan Rabb 12 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

I’m not ashamed to admit that when I first heard about Ivan Rabb, I assumed he was some sort of Euro import playing college ball in the States. That was fair of me to assume, I think, because I have never heard of a US-born person with the name “Ivan”. That’s a name reserved for…

Brandon Ingram 25 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

I feel like the world at large has already forgotten about Brandon Ingram. Part of is it that they want to forget (aside from Ben Simmons) that his draft class ever existed. The other part of it that Lonzo Ball and his crazy family are hogging all the headlines, and Kyle Kuzma has come in…

Kent Bazemore 26 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Attention Hawks TV people: no one watching your telecast needs to see an interview with some dude talking about some UFC propaganda. And if they did need to see it for some reason, which they wouldn’t, but let’s just say for the sake of example, it could wait until there wasn’t ACTUAL NBA action that…

Mario Chalmers 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

I am about to deliver some real talk to all you folks out there, not fake talk, but real factual talk that is real and talk: the Cavaliers could really use Mario Chalmers right now. I am not overreacting right now. Okay, so I’m overreacting a little bit. 17 and 10 has got me all…

Dennis Smith Jr. 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Once again, Dennis Smith Jr. pads his stats in the fourth quarter. Maybe “pads” isn’t the right word, so what, deal with it. Unlike the other times, though, the Mavericks were so far behind by the time he started going off that he couldn’t even bring them close. Offseason plan for Dennis: go to an…

Trey Burke 18 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Trey “Prime A.I.” Burke did the majority of his damage tonight, 16 points worth, in a span of 6 minutes in the fourth quarter before getting subbed out for Frank Ntilikina (who is officially obsolete now just thought I’d mention that). The Suns are bad, but they’re still an NBA team who doesn’t especially want…

J.R. Smith 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

The Cavaliers have all sorts of problems right now. You already know this. If you’ve been paying attention to the NBA at all, you basically can’t avoid the drama. Having watched the NBA for the last few years, you know that they’re still gonna make the Finals somehow, but it’s fun to see how close…

Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

That’s it. I’ve run out of stuff to say about Donovan Mitchell, here in the 23rd highlight video I’ve done for him this season. All avenues of inquiry/analysis/discussion have been traversed and followed to their conclusion. The only thing left to talk about is what he actually did in this game; theoretically, this 26-point highlight…

Jonas Valanciunas 28 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Are these new Toronto Raptors alternate jerseys Drake-inspired? Because I was thinking about how sweet they look (black and gold is fiyaaaaa), but then I remembered that Drake or one of his brands or whatever might have something to do with them, and if they have anything to do with Drake, I don’t want them….

Milos Teodosic 18 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Milos Teodosic is looking a lot better lately. At least, his three-ball is. Maybe a little more jumpy-jump action? Only Luke Babbitt is allowed to shoot those without jumping. He’s still shooting it so hard and fast at the basket that it doesn’t seem like it should ever go in, but it is. For now….