Chris Boucher 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

I understand that Marc Gasol brings “intangible” things to the game of basketball. He’s savvy, he knows how to win, he utterly shuts down Joel Embiid whenver they match up (that’s more of a “tangible” than an “intangible” but whatever), he provides leadership on the court, blah blah blah, who cares? Marc Gasol might have…

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Chris Boucher 25 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

So we were all robbed of those glorious early-to-mid April games where all the starters are resting up for the playoffs and all the scrubs on the ends of benches, and even some new scrubs signed to fresh new ten-day contracts, are thrown onto the court at once to duke it out for our entertainment….

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Chris Boucher 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Who even wants Marc Gasol to come back? Nobody besides Marc himself and maybe his brother Pau (and their third brother who never made it to the league, Andreas or something). Other than that, I don’t know why you would want that old dude to come back to the court and be old when you…

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Chris Boucher Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

The dinner is finished, the relatives are gone, the presents are unwrapped, but Chris Boucher has one more gift for Boston fans on this wonderful Christmas Day: a big smelly dump right in their Christmas stocking. He just planted himself right on the mantle, aimed carefully, and put it straight in. That will be quite…

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Chris Boucher Career High 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/22/2019)

Chris Boucher checked in to this game with four and a half minutes left in the third quarter and the Raptors down by 27. This is the point where I tell you what the situation of the game was when he checked out, but he didn’t check out. He played the rest of the way…

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Chris Boucher 13 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

Just like Fred VanVleet is benefiting immensely from the injury to Kyle Lowry, so also is Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher benefiting immensely from the injury to Serge Ibaka. He’s also benefiting immensely from the fact that you can’t play Marc Gasol forty minutes a game like you can play VanVleet forty minutes a game. Well,…

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Chris Boucher 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2019)

Raptors fans may take the following comment the wrong way, but I swear that I’m not coming from a position of enmity when I make it. Positive and negative feelings both are being set aside when I make this completely neutral observation: Does or does not Chris Boucher kind of look like a dinosaur? I…

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Chris Boucher 13 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2019)

Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher has officially been unleashed. I am comfortable stating that unequivocally since he has now had two good games in a row. All it took was some minutes given in good faith to unlock the potential that was bubbling within his stringy body. Marc Gasol had better start packing his bags and…

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Chris Boucher 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

Behold, another player who the Warriors, so confident that their dynasty would last forever and believing there was no need to develop young talent, let slip away. It seemed a minor decision at the time, to let a two-way contract player go, but you reap what you sow, and the Warriors are reaping nothing but…

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Chris Boucher 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher has been the mystery man for the Raptors this season. How good is he actually? Is he a being of pure potential or can he contribute on the court? Is his skinniness a hinderance or not a big deal? Is he better or worse than Lucas Nogueira? Raptors fans had all…

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