J.J. Barea – Page 3

J.J. Barea 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2016)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM US UNINCORPORATED TERRITORIES POWER RANKINGS: 1. Tim Duncan (US Virgin Islands) 2. J.J. Barea (Puerto Rico or Mexico) 3. Is Raja Bell still around? 4. What about Carlos Arroyo

J.J. Barea 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Watching J.J. Barea play well in Mavericks’ uniform always brings back warm, fuzzy memories of him and Dirk and Tyson winning a chip. Back when everyone still hated LeBron, and Wade was getting comeuppance for being a flopping piece of human garbage. Mark Cuban had a chance to reunite the big three outlined above. Why…

J.J. Barea Career High 32 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

J.J. Barea awoke to the blare of the hotel room alarm clock. He groggily opened his eyes, his head pounding from the night of hard partying he had just experienced. Despite the annoying alarm’s best efforts, it could not remove Barea’s memories of beautiful ladies and plentiful booze at one of New York’s most exclusive…

J.J. Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Every time I’m tempted to call J.J. Barea a manlet, which is an almost hourly occurrence, I have to remind myself that he did once dunk a basketball. There is low-quality pregame video evidence proving it. There’s also higher quality video evidence of him easily grabbing the rim. It’s just that his manlet hands are…

J.J. Barea 22 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2015)

JJ Barea stood on the sandy beach, his eyes closed, facing the direction of the reflected moon on the shimmering water. The darkening twilight and ocean mist alike shrouded him in the mystique of his native land, Puerto Rico. He took a deep breath of the breeze, and relished its salty tang. This was his…

J.J. Barea 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2014)

This is a first, since I started having custom thumbnails. No closeup of the player in question! Sometimes I forgo the closeup, but this time I didn’t even have the option. Come on Grizzlies camera people! At least show one while JJ is busy taking a dump on your pathetic team during the fourth quarter….

JJ Barea 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2014)

I like to use my expert internet-browsing skills to gauge the general opinion of a player on social media, in order to paint a more complete picture of him in these descriptions. People don’t really like JJ Barea. I think this is because Puerto Ricans on the whole are underrepresented on social media compared to…

JJ Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2013)

The Timberwolves hit 13 (actually 14 oops) threes tonight against the Pistons, which is notable since they are a horrible three-point shooting team, by far the worst in the league. Love, Rubio, Ridnour, Williams, Kirilenko, Shved and Gelabale are all shooting below 32% on the season. Their best three baller is shooting a paltry 34%….