I’m imagining that Pacers fans are experiencing a lot of cognitive dissonance right now. They love the Pacers, and they love basketball, but they have to reconcile that with Lance Stephenson being an iso-loving tough guy maniac who makes a mockery of the game with his swag. But despite Stephenson’s not-as-desirable qualities, he has turned…
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Lance Stephenson Triple Double 14 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (1/30/2014)
Everyone is talking about how Lance Stephenson got snubbed for the All-Star game. But let’s be realistic here: the All-Star game is all about PPGs and pretty much nothing else, and Lance doesn’t have enough PPGs to qualify despite doing everything else really well. And even if he did have the raw point totals, everyone…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2013)
The tension in the courtroom is palpable. Lance Stephenson fidgets in his seat as he awaits the judgement. Seven of his baby mamas sit in the gallery, some dabbing their eyes with tissues, and some browsing the TMZ website on their phones. Stephenson’s lawyer looks calm and composed in his perfectly tailored suit. The judge…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2013)
A new NBA season. The landscape of the league has shifted so. Stars and scrubs alike shuffle themselves into new, heretofore unseen arrangements. The annual influx of starry-eyed and stone-handed rookies who yearn to prove. Yet as much as some things have changed, others stay the same. Like the Pacers. You know, that cool upstart…
Read MoreLance Stephenson Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (5/18/2013)
“Lance…Laaance…” Lance Stephenson awoke with a start. Had somebody been calling his name, or had that been part of his dream? He was just about to fall back asleep when he heard it again. “Lance…I’m down here, Lance.” Lance felt his heart rate jump. Unless he was losing his marbles, there was a voice emanating…
Read MoreLance Stephenson Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2013)
Apparently Lance Stephenson was a real hot-shot in high school. All time leading scorer in the state of New York. But it seems like the flashy guards who are dominant in high school never really pan out in the NBA. And it certainly seemed like Stephenson wasn’t going to pan out either, as his first…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2012)
It must be nice to be named after a weapon. You can intimidate people without doing anything at all. “Oh, there’s goes Lance, I hope he doesn’t punch me. I heard he punches guys without warning.” Imagine how fearsome the Pacers would be if, in addition to Lance, they had Knife Granger, Rifle Plumlee and…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 12 Points Full Highlights
Hmmm… what is there to say about the enigmatic Lance Stephenson? I guess there is only one thing to say about him. HE’S A BEAST. Also he plays for the Pacers. So two things.
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