Jrue Holiday Career High 41 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

Remember, way back at the beginning of the season, when Justin Holiday was outscoring Jrue Holiday? Those were fun times. I think I even officially declared him the better brother. He was chucking up a storm, while Jrue was was slow out of the gate. Eventually, the Bulls decided that they didn’t really like Justin…

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Nikola Mirotic 30 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

Nikola Mirotic was walking through towards the home locker room at the Smoothie King Center when he thought he heard a voice whisper his name urgently. “Pssst! Niko! Niko, over here!” Stopping in his tracks and looking around, he couldn’t see anybody who would have said his name. He was about to start walking again…

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Jrue Holiday 33 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/17/2018)

If I could do it all over again, I would have, at the beginning of the season, unilaterally excluded Jrue Holiday from my channel. He ended up averaging 19/6 on 49% shooting and is obviously falls outside the stated scope of this channel. But his inclusion in these hallowed halls of highlights was based on…

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Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Nikola Mirotic has played very well since chopping off the furry brown mass that was engulfing his chin. This 24-point game is actually his lowest point total since adopting the “Paul Zipser” look. But I have a feeling that he’s got another surprise in store for us for the playoffs. No, I’m not talking about…

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Nikola Mirotic 28 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Clean-shaven Nikola Mirotic is for real. He is all business now, no messing around. He wants no distractions heading into the playoffs, and “itchy cumbersome crumb-receptacle tangled mass pube beard” definitely qualifies as a big distraction. Now that he’s shaved, can he maybe go to Miami and talk to Kelly Olynyk and Tyler Johnson? Those…

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Jordan Crawford 13 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

I’m a little bit confused right now. When did the Pelicans sign Jordan Crawford? He was on the team at the beginning of the season and played two games for them before getting cut. Or was he just injured all this time and they never cut him at all? This is one of those times…

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Nikola Mirotic 31 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Someone needs to explain to Nikola Mirotic the concept of a “playoff beard”, because whatever idea he has about it, however he thinks it works, it’s wrong. Can’t argue with the results, though. Two games without the beard equals two games of 25 and 31 points equals two Pelicans victories. If he thinks “playoff beard”…

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E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

I’m not sure, but I think those were some “M-V-P” chants there at the end of the video for E’Twaun Moore. It kinda sounded like there were only a few dudes doing it, but I think it counts. Add Moore to the list of NBA players who have received sarcastic chants for them to receive…

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Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

Ah. Ahhhh. AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Nikola Mirotic dropped 25 points tonight, which is really cool and there is nothing different or weird or abhorrent about the way he looks at all. Everything’s the same in Mirotic-world. This is the same Mirotic we’ve been seeing for years now, except he’s in a Pelicans jersey. All good. Yup….

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Nikola Mirotic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

It’s official: Nikola Mirotic regressed HARD when he got traded from the Bulls to the Pelicans. The Pelicans thought they were getting a sharp-shooting stretch four, but what they really got was a guy who can’t even shoot over 40% from the field. Why did he regress so drastically? -The threat of Bobby Portis punching…

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