Nikola Vucevic 30 Points Full HIghlights (11/14/2018)

I have only the vaguest memories of Nikola Vucevic’s short tenure in Philadelphia. So vague that I’m not entirely sure I didn’t just make them up, or that they were artificially implanted in my mind by aliens. That was the year before I started making highlights, and I wasn’t as all-around in my NBA fandom…

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Terrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

I was getting the feeling that this season’s version of Terrence Ross is the most aggressive he’s ever been, and it turns out that, as usual, my gut feeling was correct. The stats bear it out: Ross’ shot-taking rate is higher this season than it’s ever been by a considerable margin. I don’t know if…

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Mo Bamba 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

I think the goal for Mo Bamba’s career should be to excel so well at one particular skill (dunking, blocking shots, shooting hook shots, hitting threes, etc.) that one could unironically describe his single-minded focus as him having the “Bamba Mentality”. The unironic part is important. I could say that Bamba has the Bamba Mentality…

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Terrence Ross 22 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

The Magic would be a whole lot better if they still had Andrew Nicholson, just saying. I was on the hype train for that guy for the whole time he was in the league, and even though it may be empty except for me at this point, I’m riding this thing until the track terminates…

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Mo Bamba 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

It’s jumper time for Mo Bamba. I lost track of how many he made tonight. It’s gotta be less than 8, but not too much less. He was, dare I say, OWNING the ‘Zards with it. Dwight Howard, eat your heart out. You wish your shooting stroke was as smooth as Bamba’s. This single performance…

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Evan Fournier 27 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

Whatever thing Evan Fournier did with his hair to make it look like he still had all of it isn’t working anymore. If my theory of “spray-spainted sawdust stuck on with a glue stick” is correct, that stuff will definitely erode over time. If he did something fancier, like with an actual doctor, he needs…

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D.J. Augustin 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

The pattern that’s emerged through D.J. Augustin’s long and peripatetic NBA career is that he’s either a really good backup PG who fans are thrilled to have…or he’s a mediocre starter who is just good enough not to destroy the team’s winning chances, but not good enough to get excited about. He’s constantly getting traded…

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Mo Bamba 12 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

If the Magic want to avoid being stuck in 11th seed purgatory forever, they need Mo Bamba to turn into their next Shaq. Starting right now. There are other paths forward, but most of them are not feasible (praying for Giannis to come save you is not really a valid path), this one is the…

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Aaron Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

Your buddy DTB really messed this one up bad. I already told you all about my ambitious Halloween NBA trivia contest candy giveaway scheme. Basically, the more NBA-related questions the kiddos got right, the more candy they got. The amount doubled with every question, so like 4 pieces for the third question, 8 for the…

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Terrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Admit it, you forgot about Terrence Ross for a while there, didn’t you. There is no shame in that, don’t worry. The Magic have given the average NBA fan no reason at all to notice what players they have and what those players are doing. And even if you did manage to catch a Magic…

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