Markelle Fultz 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

I don’t know if I’m on board with Markelle Fultz just strolling to the three-point line and letting it fly. This is the ‘YOFFS. Every possession matters, even when you’re kicking the other team’s booty and causing their star player to go on a coach-firing spree. Fultz is objectively an awful three-point shooter (his janked-up…

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Gary Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Here is a list of things that Gary Clark achieved in this game: -Scoring 15 points -Helping his team win the game -Prematurely ending the Bucks’ championship run -Getting Coach Bud fired -Grabbing six rebounds -Exposing the Bucks’ fraudulent defense for the world to see -Making Daryl Morey look like a moron for waiving him…

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Melvin Frazier Jr. 10 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Melvin Frazier Jr.: the next Devyn Marble? Since I don’t know much of anything about either of those players, other than that Marble wore goggles I think, the answer is obviously a resounding YES. Both are shooting guards, both hung around on the end of the Magic bench for two seasons without being noticed by…

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Wes Iwundu 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Out of the 22 videos I made for the games that occurred on August 11, the video I made for Wes Iwundu is among the worst performing, currently sitting at 357 views. Only the Alec Burks, Tim Hardaway Jr., Ish Smith, Khem Birch, Frank Jackson, and Jerome Robinson videos are performing worse. Even though Iwundu…

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James Ennis 16 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

After getting traded from the Sixers to the Magic at the trade deadline for a 2nd round pick, James Ennis basically became their full-time starter at the small forward position. He continues the long, prestigious line of Magic SF’s which includes Moe Harkless, Jeff Green, Jonathon Simmons, and Mario Hezonja. On a side note, I…

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D.J. Augustin 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

At some point, I saw a disturbing stat: DJ Augustin leads the league in dribbles per touch. I can’t remember how many dribbles per touch he actually had, but we’re going to with 30. Possibly 40. You think of all the ISO-heavy players in the league, the ones who want to make sure they know…

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Khem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Khem Birch’s name just lends itself way too easily to nicknames. Both his first name and his last name are flexible enough that I could spend days just coming up with new hilarious nicknames and I would never get to a point where I was like, “Ope, that’s it, I can’t think of any more…

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Wes Iwundu 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

I was all set to put the words “career high” in the title of this video, words that would surely drive hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of views to it, but then I actually looked up Wes Iwundu’s, career high and it’s not eighteen points. It’s nineteen points. And he did that in January of…

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Markelle Fultz 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Markelle “Fultz Flag Operation” Fultz maybe isn’t quite a starting-level point guard in this league, but the Magic aren’t quite a “starting-level” team in this league so I see no reason why they can’t start him as they go from The Bubb Regular Season to the Bubb Playoffs. I mean, nobody’s going to be sad…

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