Pascal Siakam 15 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Look at those facial wrinkles. Pascal Siakam has to be at least 35, if not 40, years old. At least Thon Maker invested early in anti-aging wrinkle-removing cream to be able to keep up his charade. Siakam looks like he could be my grandfather except he’s really black. And I’m supposed to believe he’s 23?…

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Pascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

If the Bucks had lost this game, I would’ve remained mad for about a week because of the BS shot that Pasacal Siakam hit with 2 minutes left in regulation. Happily for me and for every sane individual who loves America, the Bucks managed to pull it out, and I was only mad about Siakam’s…

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Pascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

Jonas Valanciunas, shirtless, raised his eyebrows when Pascal Siakam sat next to him. His eyes got even wider when Pascal began to caress his biceps. “Uh, what are you doing man?” Pascal’s attention was fixed on Jonas’ arm muscles as he rubbed them up and down. “Trying to get some of your three-point shooting to…

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Pascal Siakam 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

PASCAL SIAKAM THREE-POINT PERCENTAGE UPDATE: Pascal Siakam is now shooting 17 percent from beyond the arc. But for some reason he keeps shooting them. He must be nailing them in practice, but maybe he doesn’t realize this obvious fact about the NBA: EVERYONE nails their threes in practice. You can find clips of basically every…

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Pascal Siakam 16 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Pascal Siakam took 10 shots tonight, making 7 of them. A nice performance overall, good for 16 points. But the 3 he missed? All three-pointers, bringing his percentage down to a ludicrous 14 percent on over 2 attempts per game. Is this game evidence enough that he should stick to things inside the arc? He’s…

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Pascal Siakam 18 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

Siakamania is in full effect! 20 points against the Warriors and 18 points against the Lakers in back-to-back games, I think Pascal Siakam has flashed more offensive skill in those two contests than he has in the whole rest of his career. Move over Ibaka! There’s a new African in town, and his true age…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

How old is Pascal “Pascal’s Wager” Siakam supposed to be? Because I’m looking at the thumbnail, and I’m sure you looked at the thumbnail and had these same thoughts, I’m looking at the thumbnail and this dude looks 35 years old. And it’s not like the closeups you see of him in the vid itself…

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Pascal Siakam 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2016)

Forget what I said about Dario Saric being the second-best rookie so far this season. I take that back. It isn’t the wrongest thing I’ve ever claimed in one of these godforsaken description boxes, but it was still wrong. You get one chance to guess who I REALLY think the second-best rookie is. One chance,…

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Pascal Siakam 11 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

Here’s a fun fact for you fun fact enthusiasts out there (I know you get your rocks off on these depraved factoids): Pascal Siakam is currently leading all players in the underwhelming 2016 draft in terms of winshares. He’s got a grand total of .7 of them, edging out Jamal Murray who has only .6….

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