Pascal Siakam Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

I was so, so wrong about Pascal “Cameroonian Joel Embiid” Siakam. I didn’t go out and say straight up that he sucked (well maybe I did), but I certainly critized him for not being able to shoot as well as displayed a general lack of enthusiasm for him. I probably wasn’t even way off base;…

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Pascal Siakam 21 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

Look how happy Pascal Siakam looks. Don’t you wish you could be that happy? Sadly, such happiness is locked away from you. Forever. Because you don’t EVER get to be teammates with Kyle Lowry, ever, no matter what you do or how hard you try. Sad, isn’t it? Siakam gets to be teammates with Lowry…

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Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Everyone loves Vince Carter. It may not have been true while he was lazing it up at once stop or another (I think there still are Phoenix fans who want him dead, or at least maimed), but it’s true now. But while he may still be able to kinda get things done on the offense…

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Pascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Simply due to the extreme volume of highlight videos I’m having to make for the dude, Pascal Siakam is quickly approaching a coveted status among scrubs featured on my channel: THE OFFICIAL “HAS TO SCORE TWENTY POINTS” THRESHOLD. In case the wording isn’t clear, scrubs who reach this threshold have to score twenty points to…

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Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

I have no idea what’s going on with Pascal Siakam right now. Giving him the Eastern Conference Player of the Week award was probably stretching it a bit, but he’s playing way better than I ever imagined he could. I mean, he was pretty decent last year. A fine player, made better by being part…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Let’s just lay it all out so people don’t get their hopes up: there are hardly any spin moves in this video. One game after dismantling the Kings with spin after spin, Pascal Siakam only did one half-hearted 360 degree rotation leading to points. I was all set to overlay the song “You Spin Me…

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Pascal Siakam 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

I don’t play sports video games much anymore, but I am well aware of the concept of “cheesing”. It’s when you do the same move/play/ability over and over because of how over-powered it is, instead of actually playing the game like a normal human being (implying it isn’t normal to want to find flaws in…

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Pascal Siakam 16 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

Exactly one (1) day after he dropped a 16-burger on the Lakers (new rule: anything below twenty points is not a “burger”), Pascal Siakam dropped the same amount of points on the Jazz, who are another one of the disappointing teams in the West at this point. And he did it in much the same…

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Pascal Siakam 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

Masai Ujiri must still be really salty over having Giannis Antetokounmpo snatched up in front of him, because he’s seemingly trying to turn Pascal Siakam into a similar player after the failure of Bruno Caboclo to do the same. I mean, there’s no other reason for Siakam to be bringing the ball up the court,…

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Pascal Siakam Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Pascal “SICKam” Siakam was MAD at Ersan Ilyasova early in this one. Taking it right at him multiple teams with success. Ilyasova can only play defense if he’s taking charges; if he’s not doing that, he’ll get toasted by anyone with speed or strength. Siakam has the speed for sure. Strength, yeah, why not. Unlike…

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