Raul Neto 16 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have to share this startling and worrying fact that I just learned about Raul “Brazilian Steve Nash” Neto: He’s already 27 years old. I guess this is what happens when your rookie year happens when you’re 23. You spend a few years adjusting to the league and…

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Raul Neto 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Brazil-Australia relations have entered a new and unprecedented era of overt hostility thanks to this, dare I say it, DOMINATING display of prodigious point guard play by none other than Brazil’s own Raul Neto. As Neto dominated (there’s that word again, I can’t stop using it) the second quarter against the Warriors, Ben Simmons watched…

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Raul Neto Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Not only is this a career-high performance for Raul Neto, this is REALLY a career-high performance for Raul Neto. He smashed his old high-water mark of 15, smashed it like a big Brazilian booty, scoring 22 in the absence of Ricky Rubio. I’m looking at Neto right now, and I’m thinking “do the Jizz even…

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Raul Neto 15 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Leandro Barbosa woke up to find himself lying on some sort of table, restrained by straps across his legs, arms, and chest. Trying not to panic, he observed his surroundings in the only way he could, by turning his head first to the left, then to the right, then straight ahead. He was in some…

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Raul Neto 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2016)

Raul “Neato” Neto has decided to ditch the clean-shaven look, which made him look like a small child, in favor of a bearded look which makes him look like Ricky Rubio. The change is striking. Since he now looks like he could be a famous actor, he’s probably getting a lot of attention from repressed…

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Raul Neto 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

“Psst, Raul! Over here!” Raul Neto, walking out to the team bus after a well-executed victory over the Clippers, stopped in his tracks. He could have sworn that somebody had just whispered his voice… “I’m in the trash can, you dummy!” said the voice. There was a trash can nearby, and the voice indeed did…

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