Boban Marjanovic Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

An extremely tall, extremely naked man lay on the smooth marble floor of the Hall. He did not stir, for at that very moment, his consciousness was being transferred from his still-awake mortal body to this new clone, which was lying dormant until it was awakened by the first spark of intelligence sending electrical pulses…

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Terry Rozier Career High 40 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2020)

Terry Rozier opened his eyes, then squinted them shut again. There was sunlight shining in his face, which always annoyed him when he was trying to capture those last few elusive minutes of sleep. However, he soon opened his eyes again, because there was no reason why there would be sun in his eyes. Every…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

Bogdan Bogdanovic, as he had made a recent habit of doing, stormed past the general manager’s secretary and directly into the office of Vlade Divac without so much as a knock or other warning of his presence. Vlade looked mildly at his player, who seemed incensed. “What’s on your mind, Bogdan?” he asked in Serbian….

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Christian Wood Career High 30 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

Christian Wood opened his eyes and, unexpectedly, saw another pair of eyes staring directly into his own. “Ah!” The other man was not perturbed by Christian’s surprise. He continued to hold his head directly over Christian’s. “I’m glad you’re awake. I was thinking you would never come around.” With those words, Christian immediately thought that…

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Aron Baynes Career High 37 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

When Aron Baynes first opened his eyes, the bright light assaulting them made it hard to do anything more than squint. But what he saw through those squinted eyelids made him think that he had been transported to an Australian beach; there was cloudy sky above him, a sandy-colored material below him, and what looked…

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Cam Reddish Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

While perusing NBA box-scores at my desk, my diligent study is interrupted by an urgent knock at my door. I get up with an urgency that matches that of the one who is knocking, for I know exactly who is waiting on my doorstep: A GrubHub delivery driver bearing my latest culinary indulgence of assorted…

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Gorgui Dieng 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

“Dear Diary, When I found out that I was being traded away from Minnesota, a land abandoned by god and beset by the cursed white sand which the ever-tormented locals refer to as “snow”, I fell to my knees and wept. While I have always been fond of my teammates and the fans in Minnesota,…

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Shake Milton Career High 39 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Shake Milton opened his eyes, took one look at the unfamiliar surroundings, and wearily closed his eyes again. He knew he was dreaming, and attempted to will himself into waking up. However, when he next opened his eyes, the scene hadn’t changed, and there was still the hardness of stone against his back rather than…

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OG Anunoby Career High 32 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

OG Anunoby realized that he was lying on a hard surface, and just as quickly realized that there was no reason for him to being on a hard surface unless something had gone terribly wrong. “This isn’t funny, guys,” he said without opening his eyes, assuming that some of his teammates, prone to juvenile practical…

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Jerami Grant Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

“Hey Paul, why are you crying?” Nikola Jokic asked, poking his head into the bathroom stall that had, up until the interruption, had loud sobs coming from it. “It’s nothing. I’m not crying,” Paul Millsap replied, quickly wiping the tears off his cheeks and pretending to look at message on his phone. “Leave me alone.”…

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