Montrezl Harrell All 201 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Montrezl Harrell sat at the dinner party hosted by Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and tried to focus on making a good impression for new teammates Paul George and Kawhi Leonard. That meant taking dainty bites of the lasagna and chewing them to completion before taking another, rather than scarfing down the entire plate in a…

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Kelly Oubre All 70 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Staring in frustration at the empty pad of paper in front of him, Kelly Oubre wondered why he had completely failed to brainstorm any ideas for his struggling web series, Wave Papi’s Man-Overs. The first few episodes had been modest successes, but only because of his own status as a professional athlete. His reach into…

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Jarrett Allen All 170 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

“Do you need help finding anything?” Jarrett Allen realized that he had been standing slack-jawed at the front of the computer components section of Micro Center for at least a minute. The sheer amount of PC hardware in front of him had stunned him; now the employee thought he was some overwhelmed millennial who could…

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Marco Belinelli All 147 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

Journal Entry 9/1/2019: “Today I took up my position in Marco’s neighborhood. As fortune would have it, there is a foreclosed home directly across from his, allowing me easy surveillance at all hours of the day as long as I stay by the front windows. The utilities are disconnected, but I should be able to…

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Ersan Ilyasova All 57 Charges Taken Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Charge-ilation)

“Come on man, you can’t go to the beach looking like that.” Standing at his front door, Ersan Ilyasova shrugged. “You know, temperatures by the lakefront can be up to ten degrees colder than temperatures in the urban core. And if it is breezy, I do not want to get chilly.” Brook Lopez and Robin…

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Miles Bridges All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Standing outside the door of the Hornets’ practice facility, Miles Bridges took a moment to compose himself. He was just returning from a two-month sojourn to the mountainous regions of western North Carolina, where he had reconnected with his inner self, attained a higher spiritual awareness, and, yes, worked on his game. Limiting himself to…

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D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)

D’Angelo walked into the data center bathroom and sat in a stall. His plan was to wait there until an employee came in, then follow that person out into the secure area where all the servers were. Given that he had made it clear to the tour group that he was suffering from severe gastrointestinal…

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D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part I)

“Huh. That’s a lot of baseball bats.” D’Angelo Russell looked at the pile of seven baseball bats that was sitting on the checkout counter of the sporting goods store. “Yeah, well, when you’re coaching an little league team in an underprivileged part of the city, those kids aren’t bringing any of their own equipment.” He…

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Ben Simmons All 133 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Ben Simmons furtively looked over his shoulder as he typed in his YouTube search term, then felt silly for doing so. In the privacy of his apartment, nobody would know what deviant YouTube videos he was seeking out. After a quick pause of contemplation, Ben appended two words to the end of his search. It…

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Zach LaVine All 69 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Zach LaVine looked over at his ringing phone with disinterest. He was in the middle of a very productive session of Euro Truck Simulator 2 (one of the few video games he wasn’t terrible at) and didn’t want any interruptions while he made his deliveries. If the call was something important from somebody important, they…

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