Trevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Someone needs to ask Trevor Ariza where he found the Fountain of Youth, because he’s obviously been taking huge swigs from it the whole time he’s been with the ‘Zards, and I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of Spanish conquistadors who would really like to know its whereabouts. It might be too late for Juan…

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Trevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

I will say this about Trevor Ariza: he can still whamjam on people when given the chance. He had an appearance in last months dunkilation (albeit sans replay because the Wizards broadcast people wouldn’t know a good dunk if it slapped them in the nads while screaming “John Wall is a bust!”), and he had…

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Trevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)

I just happened to look at the stats and I noticed that Trevor Ariza, during his stint with the Wizards so far, is playing 38 minutes per game. That would be good for most minutes per game in the entire league it applied to the whole season; he would be ahead of Harden, Beal, and…

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Trevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

Trevor Ariza’s 14.7 scoring average with the Wizards is approaching the career-best 14.9 he averaged with Houston nearly a decade ago. No, this isn’t a leadup to a big paragraph about how he’s now too good for my channel. I wish that were the case, but it’s not. What I’m trying to say is, he’s…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Trevor “Not Mexican” Ariza was very close to a triple-double this game: he was just one rebound short. His final line of 23/9/10 might not have achieved that arbitrary statistical measure, but what it did do was prove to Washington fans that cutting ties with soon-to-be RFA Kelly Oubre Jr. in order to acquire the…

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Trevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

I hold no particular animus towards Trevor Ariza for breaking out of his three-game, 0-for-15 from three shooting slump against the Bucks. If I had actually been watching this game, maybe things would be different, but I wasn’t. And even I was, in the end, the fault lies with the Bucks for leaving him wide…

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Trevor Ariza 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Trevor Ariza deserves some criticism for giving up on the Suns like he did. When a bad team signs you to a fat contract to be a veteran leader, you don’t just check out when things get tough. Especially when you checking out is part of the problem. And then he demands a trade? Like…

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Trevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Steals/4 Assists Wizards Debut Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

There are several weird things about this video, and I didn’t even really want to make it, but then I decided that there are maybe a few masochists out there who want to see how Trevor Ariza performed in his first game with his new team, so here we are. Before I start listing the…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points/7 Assists Suns Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I was skeptical of the Suns’ decision to pay aging-vet-role-player Trevor Ariza 15 million (with an M) dollars this season just so he could take minutes away from whatever fringy prospects they would have on the roster. It was only a one-year deal so it wouldn’t hurt them too much in the long term, but…

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Trevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/16/2018)

Trevor Ariza walked into the shower area of the locker room, ready to release some stress under a nice hot shower, but when he noticed the large amount of displaced floor tiles, he stopped in his tracks. “Uh, James, what’s going on here?” James Harden, wearing a hard hat, looked up from his project. “We’re…

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