Trevor Ariza 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Trevor Ariza takes a lot of threes; he’s jacking them up at a career-high clip for the ‘Zards. But this is the first game this season where he makes a lot of threes. 6 being the cutoff for “a lot” from “not a lot”. I briefly wondered if this was a career-high in makes from…

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Trevor Ariza 22 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

In my opinion (which is worth a whole heck of a lot), Trevor Ariza didn’t get enough heat for straight-up quitting on the Suns. They’re the ones who paid him a ton of money, and then he gets all sulky because they weren’t winning enough games? What did he expect? Did he buy the line…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Someone needs to ask Trevor Ariza where he found the Fountain of Youth, because he’s obviously been taking huge swigs from it the whole time he’s been with the ‘Zards, and I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of Spanish conquistadors who would really like to know its whereabouts. It might be too late for Juan…

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Trevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

I will say this about Trevor Ariza: he can still whamjam on people when given the chance. He had an appearance in last months dunkilation (albeit sans replay because the Wizards broadcast people wouldn’t know a good dunk if it slapped them in the nads while screaming “John Wall is a bust!”), and he had…

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Trevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)

I just happened to look at the stats and I noticed that Trevor Ariza, during his stint with the Wizards so far, is playing 38 minutes per game. That would be good for most minutes per game in the entire league it applied to the whole season; he would be ahead of Harden, Beal, and…

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Trevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

Trevor Ariza’s 14.7 scoring average with the Wizards is approaching the career-best 14.9 he averaged with Houston nearly a decade ago. No, this isn’t a leadup to a big paragraph about how he’s now too good for my channel. I wish that were the case, but it’s not. What I’m trying to say is, he’s…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Trevor “Not Mexican” Ariza was very close to a triple-double this game: he was just one rebound short. His final line of 23/9/10 might not have achieved that arbitrary statistical measure, but what it did do was prove to Washington fans that cutting ties with soon-to-be RFA Kelly Oubre Jr. in order to acquire the…

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Trevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

I hold no particular animus towards Trevor Ariza for breaking out of his three-game, 0-for-15 from three shooting slump against the Bucks. If I had actually been watching this game, maybe things would be different, but I wasn’t. And even I was, in the end, the fault lies with the Bucks for leaving him wide…

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Trevor Ariza 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Trevor Ariza deserves some criticism for giving up on the Suns like he did. When a bad team signs you to a fat contract to be a veteran leader, you don’t just check out when things get tough. Especially when you checking out is part of the problem. And then he demands a trade? Like…

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Trevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Steals/4 Assists Wizards Debut Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

There are several weird things about this video, and I didn’t even really want to make it, but then I decided that there are maybe a few masochists out there who want to see how Trevor Ariza performed in his first game with his new team, so here we are. Before I start listing the…

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