Rui Hachimura All 49 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

Through the first month of the season, as I watched Rui Hachimura humiliate defenders again and again with his hesi pull-up midrange jimbos (you won’t know what I just said unless you REALLY hoop), my enthusiasm for a Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation was increasing by the day. Hachimura wasn’t on pace to break any records or…

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Davis Bertans All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)

The sounds of a sawblade grinding against metal filled the improvised workshop. Soaring sparks cast a red glow in the windowless room which was otherwise lit only by a flickering bulb swinging from the ceiling. A very tall man impatient wiped sweat away from his brow as he bent in concentration over his latest electro-mechanical…

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Shabazz Napier 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

The “Shabazzle-Dazzle” nickname for Shabazz Napier is overplayed, in my opinion. And since I am the world’s foremost expert on NBA player nicknames (having coined a large percentage of the total nicknames in circulation myself), my opinion is basically fact. I am going to use my domain-specific knowledge here to throw my weight around a…

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Shabazz Napier 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

The ‘Zards: a team with a “big three”? That is the question of the day, and the answer is a resounding “YES!”. Every team in the NBA either has or wishes they had a big three, and you can put Washington into the “has” category. The other question is, who comprises that big three? A…

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Davis Bertans 25 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

I know that Dairis Bertans (Davis’ brother for the uneducated yokels out there) already got a chance in the league and didn’t make the most of it, but with the way Davis is shooting (how many threes did he hit tonight even, let me check the title, oh yeah, what a beast), any team who’s…

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Jerome Robinson 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

By the time that Jerome “Biggest Draft Reach Ever” Robinson’s stint on the Clippers came to an end, Clippers fans were just totally done with him. Totally done. Robinson had an okay, but not great, rookie season, but he played very limited minutes and it was hard to tell if he would do better in…

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Davis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

In contrast to Davis Bertans’ last game, where he scored eighteen points on six three pointers, Bertans displayed a bit more versatility in this one, scoring 21 on a wider range of shot types while still canning a couple of trademark three-pointers with the perfect release. In the description for that video I alleged that…

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Davis Bertans 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

You might not like it, but this is what the ideal Davis Bertans highlight video looks like. Just three-pointers. No replays. No two-point field goals. No defense. Just a tall Latvian dude making sweet splash music out of the net and spontaneously impregnating hundreds of Latvian women with each of his threejaculations. If you’re clicking…

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Rui Hachimura 20 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Yuta Watanabe of the Memphis Grizzlies has been getting some small amounts of burn lately, which means that the battle between Rui Hachimura and Yuta Watanabe for the title of “Best Japanese NBA Player” is actually a battle. It’s not much of a battle, but it is a battle because both combatants are active and…

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Davis Bertans 29 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Now that it is 100% confirmed that Davis Bertans is one of NBA’s best three-point shooters, not just out of big men but out of EVERYBODY, and will be seriously coveted by all thirty teams in the league once he becomes available, I am finding myself annoyed that he’s already 27 years old. He’s in…

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