Shabazz Napier 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

The “Shabazzle-Dazzle” nickname for Shabazz Napier is overplayed, in my opinion. And since I am the world’s foremost expert on NBA player nicknames (having coined a large percentage of the total nicknames in circulation myself), my opinion is basically fact. I am going to use my domain-specific knowledge here to throw my weight around a…

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Shabazz Napier 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

The ‘Zards: a team with a “big three”? That is the question of the day, and the answer is a resounding “YES!”. Every team in the NBA either has or wishes they had a big three, and you can put Washington into the “has” category. The other question is, who comprises that big three? A…

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Davis Bertans 25 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

I know that Dairis Bertans (Davis’ brother for the uneducated yokels out there) already got a chance in the league and didn’t make the most of it, but with the way Davis is shooting (how many threes did he hit tonight even, let me check the title, oh yeah, what a beast), any team who’s…

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Jerome Robinson 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

By the time that Jerome “Biggest Draft Reach Ever” Robinson’s stint on the Clippers came to an end, Clippers fans were just totally done with him. Totally done. Robinson had an okay, but not great, rookie season, but he played very limited minutes and it was hard to tell if he would do better in…

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Davis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

In contrast to Davis Bertans’ last game, where he scored eighteen points on six three pointers, Bertans displayed a bit more versatility in this one, scoring 21 on a wider range of shot types while still canning a couple of trademark three-pointers with the perfect release. In the description for that video I alleged that…

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Davis Bertans 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

You might not like it, but this is what the ideal Davis Bertans highlight video looks like. Just three-pointers. No replays. No two-point field goals. No defense. Just a tall Latvian dude making sweet splash music out of the net and spontaneously impregnating hundreds of Latvian women with each of his threejaculations. If you’re clicking…

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Rui Hachimura 20 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Yuta Watanabe of the Memphis Grizzlies has been getting some small amounts of burn lately, which means that the battle between Rui Hachimura and Yuta Watanabe for the title of “Best Japanese NBA Player” is actually a battle. It’s not much of a battle, but it is a battle because both combatants are active and…

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Davis Bertans 29 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Now that it is 100% confirmed that Davis Bertans is one of NBA’s best three-point shooters, not just out of big men but out of EVERYBODY, and will be seriously coveted by all thirty teams in the league once he becomes available, I am finding myself annoyed that he’s already 27 years old. He’s in…

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Rui Hachimura 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)

I want the Wizards to continue being an all-scoring, no-defense team going forward. That’s not the path to playoff success by any means (cue the fuzzy, but happy, memories of the Wizards owning the Raptors year after year in the playoffs), but it IS the path to having an entertaining-as-heck product to put on the…

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Shabazz Napier 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2020)

With Shabazz Napier’s somewhat subpar play for most of the season with the Timberwolves (save for a random stretch in early January where he scored twenty-plus in four straight games), he OFFICIALLY relinquished his claim to the nickname “Shabazzle Dazzle”. While there is no such thing as an officialy, internationally-recognized repository of NBA player nicknames,…

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