Jeff Green 23 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

There’s a lot NBA highlight channels these days. Way, way more than when I started this fool’s errand. I’ve lost track of all the ones that keep springing up, of all the ones that had once sprung up but have now unsprung themselves back into oblivion (and I swear a few of them, like my…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Every time I make a Japari Parker video for uploadment to my channel, it seems as if his namesake kitty, Japurri Purrker, is aware of it. Japurri usually sits in the same room as me when I’m making highlight videos, but he doesn’t get involved in the process. He’s too sleepy for that. He just…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Someone needs to ask Trevor Ariza where he found the Fountain of Youth, because he’s obviously been taking huge swigs from it the whole time he’s been with the ‘Zards, and I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of Spanish conquistadors who would really like to know its whereabouts. It might be too late for Juan…

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Bobby Portis 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

The honeymoon period might have ended for Jabari Parker (he scored no points in nineteen minutes this game), but it’s still going strong for Bobby “Crazy Eyes” Portis. I would say that he’s going a long way towards establishing himself as the second banana on the Wall-less ‘Zards after Bradley Beal. He just seems to…

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Wesley Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

For the past few seasons, it’s been easy to forget that Wes Johnson is in the league at all. For being a complete draft bust whose only use has been to be a warm body on the court that can’t score and doesn’t look to score (his points per 36 being under ten reflects that),…

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Jabari Parker 20 Points/6 Dunks/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

As anybody who subscribes to my channel would know, I am obsessed with the idea of “revenge games”, where a player goes off on a team that he used to play for. If we’re being honest, I often will imagine there to be REVENGE where there is no REVENGE to be found. In my eagerness…

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Chasson Randle 20 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Chasson “Press X To Chasson” Randle was out of the league last season. Now, if I was an NBA player and I found myself out of the league quicker than I anticipated, I would probably just chill out on my coach and wait for calls from NBA teams wanting to sign me. I would also…

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Bobby Portis 30 Points Wizards Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Bobby Portis walked towards the locker room after the Wizards’ win over the Cavs. He had been delayed by almost half an hour by joyous fans begging him to sign their stuff, and, wanting to make a good impression on his new fanbase, Bobby had obliged. Now he was arriving to the presumably celebratory locker…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

Let’s be upfront here: I only made this video because there is no way, NO WAY, that Jeff Green doesn’t get traded before the trade deadline which is now mere hours away. And I want to cash in on the views when it happens. The Wizards have shown no remorse with their trades in the…

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Tomas Satoransky 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

“It was nice playing with you, man,” Tomas Satoransky said to Otto Porter, clasping hands and hugging his teammate who had just gotten traded. “Same,” Otto said. “I’m not gonna miss the locker room drama, though,” he continued with a laugh. “The constant fighting between Brad and John was getting to me.” Right at that…

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