We’ve all heard bad things about DeMarcus Cousins. He’s a headcase. He’s a cancer. He’s a locker-room distraction. He can’t play in a team system. He can’t shoot. Well I’ve got some things to say about him too. He’s tall. He can jump. He can run. He has full use of his arms. See? Those…
Read MoreDay: November 18, 2012
Andray Blatche 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2012)
Andray “All I wanted was a triple-double” Blatche puts on an amazing performance against the Sacramento Kings. 11 of 12 shooting, an assist, 2 rebounds, and that’s it. No other entries in the box score. I’ll admit that I’m pretty impressed, too bad no one will ever remember anything about him other than his misplaced…
Read MoreJose Calderon 18 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2012)
Assists are funny things. What is an assist? Per Wikipedia: “An assist is attributed to a player who passes the ball to a teammate in a way that leads to a score by field goal.” Okay, that’s great. Jose Calderon picked up 18 of the little bastards. No problem, right? WRONG. Calderon was the benefactor…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 16 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2012)
So I guess you can put punctuation in people’s names. This is news to me. E’Twaun M’oore is one of the people who display this trait. The apostrophe apparently imparts some kind of superior basketball skill, since my cousin Etwaun can barely dribble and has the shooting form of a middle school girl. This E’Twaun…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 18 Points/1 Three-Pointer Full Highlights (11/18/2012)
Maarreesse Speights has always been kind of a middling NBA player. Actually he still is. However, he knows his role, and that allows him to play efficiently in the minutes he gets. He knows that he should never ever take three-pointers. That shows maturity and knowledge of one’s own limitations. Wait, my phone’s ringing, I…
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