Ersan Ilyasova AKA The Ersanator AKA Turk Dirk AKA Arsen Ilyasov the 30-year-old Uzbek has sucked very bad so far this year. The internet is flooded with angry fantasy owners who expected the ILL-man to continue his production from last year, but instead got a pasty blob of inability. He can no longer shoot or…
Read MoreDay: November 26, 2012
Caron Butler 33 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2012)
Time for impersonations. Guess who this is: BINGO! BIIIIIINGOOOOOOOO! OH MEEE OH MY! It’s the Clippers’ insufferable and moronic colorman Ralph Lawler! Caron Butler had a devastating performance and set a record for three-pointers made by a Clipper, but it was all ruined by Lawler’s childish catchphrases and grating diction. I’m all for having fun…
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2012)
Seraph – n. A celestial or heavenly being in Abrahamic religions. From Hebrew śərāfîm, “burning ones”. Pl. (-aphs, -aphim or -aphin). Well that’s pretty bad-ass. You play the Wizards, not only do you have to go up against one winged celestial being who may or may not be on fire, you have to go up…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 26 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2012)
He turned his gaze inwards. What was there to see, here, deep in his own psyche? At first, nothing. Nothing but a vague blurry lightness. Slowly, steadily, the haze condensed and reformed, revealing what had previously been hidden. A glimmering radiance, his inner essence, an immortal being of pure white. It was his soul! He…
Read MoreHasheem Thabeet Career High 13 Points/10 Rebounds First Career Double-Double (11/26/2012)
Hasheem “Tha Bust” Thabeet is notable for being one of the biggest busts of all time. I mean, how can a guy who is 7-3 take 165 attempts to record 10 points and 10 rebounds in the same game? I’m not hating or anything, it’s just a plain fact that this guy sucks. Or USED…
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