Shooting some threes was Wesley Much better than Jan Vesely All across the land they say ‘Can you shoot another trey?’ Truly as the sun rises in the east Wesley Matthews is forever a beast Half-baked poetry copyright DownToBuck. All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.
Read MoreMonth: November 2012
Al Horford 26 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2012)
Remember Tito Horford? No, you don’t, because he was a totally crap NBA player. But his son, Al, is a total beast. After his embarrassing 1 of 10 performance from the charity stripe, he resolves to not get fouled at all this time. He pretty much succeeded, and went a totally respectable 0 of 1….
Read MoreJeremy Pargo Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)
With Kyrie Irving out for a while, it’s time for the much-maligned Jeremy Pargo to emerge from his brother Jannero’s shadow as a beautiful, radiant basketball god. Or maybe just as a serviceable player for a few weeks. Anyway, in his first major minutes wearing the Cavalier’s Mustard and Ketchup unis Pargo comes up big,…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)
Is Andrew Nicholson the best player to ever come out of St. Bonaventure? No. That’s Bob Lanier. But Nicholson could break into the top three if he continues to throw down MONSTER JAMS with the regularity that he shows in this video. Gustavo Ayon + Andrew Nicholson = most dynamic big man combo in basketball….
Read MorePaul George Career High 37 Points/9 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (11/21/2012)
After the untimely death of Danny Granger, Paul George was handed the reins of the Pacers franchise. Pretty cruddy position for him to be in, considering the Pacers traded Collison (good player) for Mahinmi (bad player), have no bench, are starting a shooting guard (George Hill) at point, and drafted the useless organ sac Miles…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)
The Suckramento Kings beat the Los Angeles Fakers big last night, mostly due to the substandard play of such overrated players as Dwight Coward, Kobe Cryant, and Pau Gasoft. Marcus Thornton AKA “The Bayou Bomber” didn’t actually bomb anyone (that would be a foul), but he did make some tough shots and ended the night…
Read MoreRoy Hibbert First Career Triple-Double 10 Points/11 Blocks/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/21/2012)
Roy Hibbert has not started out the year well, shooting sub-40% and generally not playing up to his contract. What better way to reverse that trend than to get a flippin’ TRIPLE-DOUBLE???? Hibbs turned Robin Lopez into his personal block provider last night, eradicating eight of the popcorn-haired center’s shots alone. Jason Smith was also…
Read MoreBrian Roberts 13 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2012)
Brian Roberts appears to be the best undrafted rookie this season. He’s kind of old for a rookie (26) but he’s got some experience playing in Europe and Israel, so I’m pretty sure that puts him in the “experienced veteran” category. He might even be better than Austin Rivers, which is both funny and sad…
Read MoreNick Young 23 Points/Career High 4 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2012)
I was just kidding about the career high part. But it very easily could be true, as Nick Young has become a running joke among NBA fans for his total unwillingness to share the orange. But who needs assists when you can lead the league in having an awesome fro? (Bynum doesn’t count until he…
Read MoreStephen Curry 31 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2012)
Quick quiz: which part of Stephen Curry is made of glass? A) Face B) Ankles C) Colon D) None of the above as he is mostly carbon. Answer: B) Ankles! Curry has glass ankles and he can barely walk out the front door without thousands of ankle shards spraying out in every direction. You can…
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