Don’t fret Magic fans! You may have lost Dwight Howard, but your team is still better defensively than the Lakers! And you have future all-star forward Andrew Nicholson! He’s, uh, pretty good, you know. He can score points while having comically low assist numbers! So once Al Harrington comes back and Turkoglu regains his forum, why, you’ll be unstoppable! Turn that frown upside down!
And then turn it back to where it was because Stern took your team to the back alley and kicked the crap out of it, while Dwight and his new Laker “friends” pointed and laughed.