Day: February 19, 2013

Larry Sanders 14 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

What was Larry Sanders’ most beloved childhood toy? Blocks. His favorite military action? Blockade. Preferred tax preparation agency? H&R Block. Favorite line of CSS code? “display: block;”. Most aurally pleasing percussion instrument? Woodblock. Favorite defunct movie rental chain? Movie Gallery.

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J.J. Hickson 25 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

They were chasing him. He didn’t know why, but two men in grey suits and sunglasses were chasing him through the back alleys of Portland. He had just been enjoying a cup of fair-trade coffee at the place down the street when he saw somebody with a walkie-talkie pointing at him and nodding. It had…

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Mike Conley 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

Mike Conley is a supremely average player. In the NBA. Which means he’s one of the top point guards in the world. Kind of weird to think about it that way, but there it is. That doesn’t mean that anyone really knows who he is. In a league full of flashy point guards that like…

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Bradley Beal 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

There she was again, just like always. Denise. A plain name for a remarkable woman. Sitting in the fifth row, a little off center of half-court. “Oh we got the steal. Hey Martell give me the ball I want to jam this one.” He did. He quickly glanced over to where she was seated. She…

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Viacheslav Kravtsov 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

Viacheslav Kravtsov has a funny name. At least to me, an American. I guess in Ukraine it’s a perfectly reasonable name. But from my point of view it’s just a mess of unpronounceable consonants. His nickname “Slava” just flows a lot better. But who cares about his name’s abundance of postalveolar sibilants? This isn’t a…

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