Khris “K-Mid” Middleton is so bad that he can’t even get minutes on the not-very-good Pistons. At least that’s how it was up until a few games ago, when they started playing him, presumably to lose more games. Tanking is serious business. You can’t pussyfoot around. But it almost all went disastrously wrong when Khris…
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Brandan Wright 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/8/2013)
The only thing I know about Brandan Wright is that he once did a windmill hand-switching dunk in a game, and it wasn’t even on purpose like all of Blake Griffin’s showtime dunks. Check that, I know another thing about the guy: his ears are monstrously huge. The three blocks that Wright got this game…
Read MoreLaMarcus Aldridge 26 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)
Time for a brain exercise. I’m going to throw out five random NBA players and you tell me if it’s a championship-contending lineup for years to come, bordering on dynasty-esque: Damian Lillard. Brandon Roy. Nic Batum. LaMarcus Aldridge. Greg Oden. Oh, I’m sorry Blazers fans! Stop crying! I didn’t mean it! I had no idea…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 24 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)
The Phoenix Suns are in a bad place right now. A place with no light, only the gnawing sounds of tortured souls and the eyeless face of a vengeful god. A place where hope is a lost concept, and despair permeates the air. A place of unscalable walls and byzantine corridors. A place where they…
Read MoreEric Maynor 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2013)
All aboard the Eric Maynor hype train! I’m your conductor, DownToBuck. Choo Choo! We might not be as fast or as fancy as the Lillard hype train, but we’re a lot less crowded! Plenty of room to spread your legs. And you guys had better get on quick before it is derailed by Terry Stotts’…
Read MoreDerek Fisher 13 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)
I thought Derek Fisher retired? He started off the season with the Mavericks and then retired. That’s what happened. Right? I’m just saying that because he definitely just played a game with the Thunder. After his retirement. Is there a new definition of retired that I don’t know about? Or maybe it’s like the first…
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