I know the question that you’re all thinking. And I’m sorry, but I don’t have the answer. I don’t know who the hell “Diante Garrett” is either. Well, I know he’s an NBA player. From Milwaukee. Went to college at Iowa State. Has some crappy facial hair. But I don’t have any insights on his…
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Tayshaun Prince 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/13/2013)
I’ve come to the conclusion that Tayshaun Prince is some kind of demon from the underrealms. He’s just so freaky looking. And he’s got a fungal growth on his face that would kill any normal human. Demons must age at a slower rate than normal as well, because there’s no way a 33-year-old could pull…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2013)
There are a lot of corny catchphrases that basketball commentators use. “Mouse in the House”. “Onions, baby onions”. “If you don’t like that you don’t like NBA basketball”. Most of the time these phrases are just annoying. Especially if they’re repeated more than once a game. So it is with that said, that I nominate…
Read MoreLarry Sanders 17 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/13/2013)
A common refrain among older NBA fans is that the league has gone soft since the 80’s. Not enough dirty play and swinging fists. It used to be that if you wanted to get ejected you had to go absolutely crazy. Now you can get ejected for laughing. And poor Larry Sanders was just trying…
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