I have compiled a list of the worst all-stars in the last decade. Given the content of this video, it should be no surprise who appears at the top of the list. 1. Jamaal Magloire 2. Brad Miller 3. Mo Williams 4. Antoine Walker 5. Chris Kaman 6. Roy Hibbert 7. Devin Harris 8. Josh…
Read MoreDay: March 29, 2013
Jonas Jerebko 20 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Jonas Jerebko may be known now for his basketball talents, but what most people don’t know is that before basketball he was a prominent local musician. He was the guitarist for the Death Metal band Gorbath, which was very popular in his hometown, Kinna. Sadly they broke up before making any noise on the international…
Read MoreShelvin Mack Career High 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Shelvin, I know you’re reading this. No third-string point guard can resist reading what’s written about him on the internet. I want to make you a deal. I become your official highlight maker and distributor, and you send me a thousand bucks a week via money order. It’ll be perfect. Your name will get out…
Read MoreEvan Turner 23 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Evan Turner got off the school bus with tears in his eyes. The first day of first grade had been tough. Why didn’t any of the kids like him? He ran into his house, desperate to get away from the taunts and jeers of his schoolmates. “Awww my baby, what’s wrong honey?” his mom cooed…
Read MoreJason Terry 24 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
I’ve been granted the ability to know what’s going on in an NBA player’s head while they’re playing (you’d be amazed, they think about sex like 75% of the time). It also works if I’m watching replays of games. Let’s take a look into Jason Terry’s head. “Ball. Ball. Ball. Ballball. Ball. BALL. Ball. Ballballballball….
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Where did this come from? Evan Fournier’s previous best was 10 (If I remember correctly, damn it basketball-reference just let me check stop being difficult). And now he drops 19 like it’s no big deal? Not that I’m complaing. I like making highlights of French players because the French citizenry are apparently starved for highlights…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 17 Points/1 Free Throw Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
You know that funky rule where if a player who got fouled and gets to take free throws isn’t able to due to injury, that the opposing coach gets to choose whoever they want to take them? Yeah. It’s kind of a weird rule. Anyway, if that opposing team is the Pistons, you KNOW who’s…
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Does this dude score a career high every game? It’s starting to seem like it. I fully expect him to have dropped 40 by the time the end of the season rolls around. And not only did he score a career high, his team also won the game! Things are looking up.
Read More