This is about the time of the NBA season where things start to get weird. Scrubs start getting big minutes. Rookies who were buried on the bench the whole year get to strut their stuff. Veterans sit out with phantom injuries. Yes, it’s that time of year again. My favorite time. One of the weirder…
Read MoreMonth: April 2013
Andre Drummond Career High 29 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2013)
I don’t even want to think about how bad Andre Drummond is going dominate everybody in a few years. Hell, he’s dominating them now. Give him a couple seasons and he’s going to be unstoppable. Literally unable to be stopped. The reign of Andre is coming. God help us all. Editor’s note – Oh god…
Read MoreKlay Thompson 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
“Hey Steph, Carl, Kent, you guys, come check this out! I’ve hit 25 in a row!” Klay’s teammates ambled over to where the sharpshooter was draining threes from the top of the key. He continued, “I feel like I could shoot these all day. I’m in the zone!” as he splashed another one. Nothing but…
Read MoreJon Leuer 11 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
I’ve been waiting for a while to be able to do Jon Leuer highlights. He’s one of my fave players. Though, I must say, he was a lot better with the Bucks than what he’s shown so far this season. If he keeps up his current level, you can expect to see him playing in…
Read MoreChase Budinger 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
Here’s an interesting stat that the Warriors commentators brought up during last night’s Warriors-Wolves game: both Chase Budinger and Kevin Love have only appeared in 18 games this season. One of them got legitimately injured in a game, and the other purposely broke his hand doing knuckle pushups so he could lower his value and…
Read MoreTyler Zeller 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
It’s sometimes really hard to tell if a team is tanking or just really bad. Like the Cavaliers. They just gave up a 20 point lead with 8 minutes in the game and lost. That’s a telltale sign that a team is tanking: losing huge leads. But it’s not out of the realm of possibility…
Read MoreNick Young 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
Nick Young is a horrible chucker (screw you Firefox spell check chucker is totally a word, here I even looked up the definition “A bowler whose arm action is illegal”. Huh). He is Kobe, if Kobe had his playmaking ability along with almost everything else taken away and was left only with the ability to…
Read MoreJimmy Butler Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
The phone rang. “Hello, this is Jimmy speaking, how can I…” “Jimmy, you’ve got to go! GO! Right now. They’ve found me, I don’t know how, but they’re coming for you next! I can hear them coming! Run! AAAUUGGHH!” Jimmy could hear the muffled sounds of gunshots through the phone. He ended the call and…
Read MoreIman Shumpert 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
Official NBA Flat-Top Power Rankings 1. Iman Shumpert 2. Norris Cole 3 – 464. All other NBA players 464. Matt Carroll
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 21 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
Is Nikola Vucevic the best Montenegrin basketball player ever? No, that’s Nikola Pekovic. And even if Pekovic had never been born, Vucevic doesn’t count because his Wikipedia page says he was born in Switzerland. So is Vucevic the best Swiss basketball player ever? His only competition is Thabo Sefolosha and Enes Kanter. Wait. Enes Kanter…
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