Wes Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2013)

Thanks to the NSA policy of recording everything we do on the internet, I was able to get a copy of Wes Johnson’s most recent Google searches. The NSA really needs to work on their network security; a simple phishing attack aimed at upper-management got me credentials for their entire system. Have they ever heard…

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Jodie Meeks 18 Points/1 Game-Winning Assist Full Highlights (11/7/2013)

Allegedly, Kobe Bryant used to destroy Jodie Meeks with regularity in practice. But now the tables are turned. If Meeks and Bryant were to go one-on-one right at this very instant, Meeks would certainly dominate. All Jodie would have to do is pull out all of Kobe’s intravenous drips, unplug his breathing machine, and prop…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2013)

package denvernuggets; public class JaValeMcGee { private int height = 84; private int weight = 250; public void blockShot(){ String player = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getBallHandler(); String shotType = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getShot(); jump(); rejectableShot = new Shot(player, shotType’); if(rejectableShot.onWayDown == true){ land(); }else{ swingArm(); land(); } } public void executePlay(){ currentPlay = shaw.getCurrentPlay(); if (currentPlay.getType().equals(‘lob’)){ jump(); catchBall(); dunk(); land(); }else…

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