Thanks to the NSA policy of recording everything we do on the internet, I was able to get a copy of Wes Johnson’s most recent Google searches. The NSA really needs to work on their network security; a simple phishing attack aimed at upper-management got me credentials for their entire system. Have they ever heard…
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Jodie Meeks 18 Points/1 Game-Winning Assist Full Highlights (11/7/2013)
Allegedly, Kobe Bryant used to destroy Jodie Meeks with regularity in practice. But now the tables are turned. If Meeks and Bryant were to go one-on-one right at this very instant, Meeks would certainly dominate. All Jodie would have to do is pull out all of Kobe’s intravenous drips, unplug his breathing machine, and prop…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2013)
package denvernuggets; public class JaValeMcGee { private int height = 84; private int weight = 250; public void blockShot(){ String player = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getBallHandler(); String shotType = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getShot(); jump(); rejectableShot = new Shot(player, shotType’); if(rejectableShot.onWayDown == true){ land(); }else{ swingArm(); land(); } } public void executePlay(){ currentPlay = shaw.getCurrentPlay(); if (currentPlay.getType().equals(‘lob’)){ jump(); catchBall(); dunk(); land(); }else…
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