Channing Frye sat out all of last season with an enlarged heart. I understand that heart conditions are not a laughing matter, but I feel like people aren’t taking advantage of the vast potential for humor in this situation. If I were a commentator, an example call would sound something like this: “Channing sinks another…
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Metta World Peace 17 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
Using my powers of clairvoyance, I tapped into Metta World Peace’s mind after his good performance against the Timberwolves to see if I could gain some insight into the inner machinations of this enigmatic man. This is what I heard: “Teeth. Teethy teeth. One teeth two teeth three teeth. Teeth in my mouth. Mouthy mouth….
Read MoreAndre Drummond 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
One of the biggest news items of the summer for vapid celebrity worshipers was that Andre Drummond was courting some Nickelodeon teen star. Someone named “Jeanette McCurdy”. First question is, how can she be a celebrity if I’ve never heard of her? Second question is, does she even realize how much of a beast her…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
Six of six from three. Must be some kind of record, right? Wrong. I invoked the unholy power of basketball-reference to determine that there are were three separate performances of somebody going an insane nine of nine from the long line. One was Latrell Sprewell. The other was Ben Gordon – twice. Kyle, YGSIU. You…
Read MoreGerald Green 21 Points/0 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
Nihil. Zilch. Zero. A seemingly simple concept with limitless depth, containing interesting philosophical quandaries. What is the nature of nothingness? Is nothing something? If there are zero of something, how can we say that those things exist at all? Are there different flavors of zero? Why was its status as a number developed so late…
Read MoreKevin Martin 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
Lost amidst the excitement of another thrilling NFL Sunday, an equally thrilling battle was being fought in the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden. K-Mart vs. K-Mart. Well, it wasn’t that thrilling. I don’t think they were ever matched up against each other. And Kenyon Martin is pretty old and worthless compared to Kevin Martin,…
Read MoreBradley Beal 19 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
What’s up with the NBA this year? I know it’s early, but teams that seemed to be blatantly tanking (Phoenix, Philadelphia) are doing good while teams who went all in for the playoffs (Wizards) are not. Probably just an anomaly that will correct itself in a few weeks, but it’s still cool to see crappy…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 15 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
Kelly Olynyk is the coolest-looking dude in the NBA. He looks the part of a rock musician, and I can’t remember the last time that role was effectively filled in the NBA. It shouldn’t surprise you, then, that Kelly was actually a vital part of the Kamloops art rock scene in the late 00’s. His…
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