Eric Gordon 25 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

If Eric Gordon were a shape, what shape would he be? We can rule out hexagons for sure since hexagons have six sides, and Eric Gordon doesn’t. Are there any shapes that are good at basketball? I’m sort of thinking that trapezoids would be pretty good shooters, but then again, I’ve never actually seen a trapezoid shoot a basketball. Until that happens, maybe we’d better hold off on the “Eric Gordon is a trapezoid” theory.

Whenever I see Eric Gordon play, the first thing I notice is how round his face is. Thanks to his chubby cheeks and squashed skull, it’s almost a perfect circle.

Eureka! Eric Gordon is a circle.

Anthony Morrow, though, is definitely a rhombus.

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