OFFICIAL FAT NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS:
(ranked by how good they are at basketball, not how fat they are)
1. Carmelo Anthony
2. Zach Randolph
3. Marcus Thornton
4. Jared Sullinger
5. O.J. Mayo
6. Glen Davis
7. Jared Dudley
8. Raymond Felton
9. Miroslav Raduljica
10. Hedo Turkoglu
11. Anthony Bennet
Honorable Mention goes to Dwyane Wade, who has a fat looking face, but that’s just because of his roid-induced jawline.