Corey Brewer 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2014)

How does Corey Brewer survive the notoriously cold Minnesota winters? He’s so emaciated that he would probably freeze to death just stepping outside. Even the vaunted long underwear-tshirt-sweater-jacket combo probably wouldn’t provide enough protection from the bitter temperatures, and he would enter a hypothermic coma within seconds. One day we’re going to see a sad tweet from the Minnesota Timberwolves: “@CoreyBrewer13 found encased in a block of ice just inches from arena #RIPinpeace #goWolves”.

He should be angling to get traded somewhere where the weather isn’t a threat to kill him on a nightly basis. He should also try to land somewhere where they allow you to eat food, because from the looks of things, Corey hasn’t eaten in several years.

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