Watching this video will make you happy. Witnessing the ball go in the basket will release chemicals that will compel your brain to feel the emotions of happiness and satisfaction. However, your brain lies to you; when watching these highlights, you should feel only sadness and melancholy.
“But why, DTB? Why? Spencer had a good game!”
Let me tell you why. Spencer did indeed have a good first half, and he started the second half off well with a big white-boy dunk. However, he recorded no more assists or points for the rest of the game, despite playing a large chunk of the third and a good portion of the fourth. All he did was miss a bunch of shots. He was on pace to have easily the best game of his career, and he blew it. This is why you should be sad when watching this video. We must all mourn the unattained 40-point, 10-assist, 16-rebound triple-triple. Clad yourself in black and weep for this most horrible tragedy.