Canaansanity is officially in full effect. Officially. This isn’t just some dude on the internet making up stupid words and making sweeping declarations. This is official. With two 15-point games in a row, what’s happening now can’t be anything but.
How official? Two words: Adam Silver. He’s been wanting a little more hype in Houston than James Harden can bring. You can expect Harden to go down with a “knee injury” within the week. Isaiah Canaan is going to be promoted as the future and savior of the franchise, leading the Rockets to the promised land (this is the actual verbiage I’ve been told to use, playing into the fact that his last name is Canaan). They won’t win the chip this year, because LeBron needs a three-peat so they can compare him to Jordan some more, but next year, look out.