Dennis Schröder 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder must have been wearing his special lederhosen underneath his jersey, because he just rammed the entirety of his secret-recipe wienerschnitzel down the throats of the unresisting Miami Heat defenders. When they were done choking that down, he followed it up with a course of authentic spätzle, and for desert, a steaming pile of Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.

And to wash those ten assists down, why, how about a nice glass of Pissenbier straight from the source? Prost!

Dënniß and his magic lederhosen probably won’t get too start too many games after this point, but this game just proves that, even if Jeff Teague were to “accidentally” get “blown up” by “fringe” “German terrorist groups”, the Hawks would still be in good shape to at least make the ECF.

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