Well, Enes The Menace got his wish. He’s no longer on the Jazz and no longer withering under the cold, tall shadow of Rudy Gobert. His only competition for center minutes on the Thunder is Steven Adams, who, at the moment, is recuperating from injuries sustained from a sheep attack in the mountains of New…
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JaKarr Sampson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
JaKarr Sampson looks quite a bit like LeBron James, especially in the construction of his facial bones. I have expounded at length on this very topic in a previous description. What I have learned since then, however, is that JaKarr and LeBron are actually from the same city, that they went to the same high…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points/8 Blocks Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
Do the Thunder even really need Kevin Durant? This dominating performance over a very good Nuggets team who have not totally phoned in the season shows that Russell Westbrook and Serge Ibaka are ready to forge a dyansty of their own. DurCANT can go suck his momma’s teat over in DC and watch as the…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 8 Points/3 Dunks Nuggets Debut Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
So, I remember when Joffrey Lauvergne was drafted. I remember thinking “I bet French people would love to watch highlights of him, when is he coming over?” And then he just disappeared from my awareness. Where did he go? No one knows. But now he’s back! Back and ready to slam the bejabers out of…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 18 Points/1 Jumper Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
Andre Drummond seems like the forgotten man this year. After all the frenzied excitement over his potential the last two years, no one talks about him anymore (or watches his highlights, which is all I care about). What gives? Oh yeah. Some guy named “Hassan Whiteside”. Wow. I’m so excited. Andre Drummond’s shooting percentages may…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
We have made progress; Pistons commentator George Blaha didn’t even call Kentavious Caldwell-Pope’s dunk in the third quarter a “windmill jam”. Could it be that he has finally learned what a windmill dunk actually entails? Or was he just distracted by the way KCP was favoring his leg after the landing? Now, if KCP did…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 14 Points/3 Dunks Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
Somebody get Steve Nash back on the Mavericks. I don’t care what you have to do, I don’t care if he has to wear a back brace the whole time, just do it. It is only fitting. Reuniting him with both Dirk Nowitzki and Amar’e Stoudemire? Hold on. Got something in my eye. Alright, I’m…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 20 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
Here’s the scoop: Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, cares about PJ Tucker. Nobody except him, his mom, and his agent. I could make Tucker videos every day and his view counts combined would be smaller than one Giannis video. There’s just nothing exciting about a small forward who looks like a football player and plays like…
Read MoreNorris Cole 12 Points/3 Assists Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
“Dear diary, Great news today! The Heat traded me. I know! Riley said he was sorry to see me go, but I could tell he wasn’t sincere. Nobody liked me in Miami. Well, I didn’t like any of them either. I can’t believe that bitch Shabazz Napier took my backup PG spot. He sucks. The…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 12 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
Archie “Archgoat” Goodwin is in line to get some more playing time now that minutes-hoggers Goran Dragbitch and Tiny Thomas have been shipped to other teams. This is good news for his development as a player, but perhaps not as good news for the Suns’ playoff aspirations, such as they were. But we all knew…
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