Andre Roberson is exactly the wrong type of player to be featured on my channel. I haven’t tried, but I can’t imagine that people would watch defensive highlights in the numbers that they watch highlights of the offensive variety. There may be a few who are interested in such things; those people should probably consider…
Read MoreMonth: February 2015
Jusuf Nurkic 16 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
We have seen less of the outright mockery that Jusuf Nurkic was dishing to his foes earlier in the season. While it was fun, it also wasn’t a very smart thing to do as a rookie, and I’m sure the coaching staff had lots of things to say about it. “Let your game to the…
Read MoreMitch McGary 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
McGarysanity is proceeding apace as the Weedian records his second consecutive double-double in only his fourth NBA appearance. Hassan who? There is a question has been asked repeatedly over the last few years, and now we finally have an answer: “Can the Thunder get rid of Kendrick Perkins already?”. There must be something to that…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 15 Points/4 Twos Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
Luke “Alloy of Tin, Copper, and Antimony” Babbitt is another one of those things called a “three-point specialist”. To illustrate his specialness, take a look at this stat: prior to this game, he was shooting 18% from two-point range. You can forget about all that now. It turns out that Anthony Davis was really holding…
Read MoreSteve Novak 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
I really thought that Steve Novak would play a nice role for the Jazz this year. I’m not even being funny or sarcastic or anything. I honestly thought that the skill that he brings to the table (you should know what it is, if not, refer to the video title) would earn him minutes on…
Read MoreEd Davis 16 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)
When will Ed Davis get 30 minutes per game? Will it ever happen? He’s shown himself to be extremely effective in 20 MPG or less, but a quick look at his gamelog indicates that he can also be a beast when playing a bigger role in the game. His problem is that he isn’t a…
Read MoreJoakim Noah 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)
Showering after the win, Joakim Noah enjoyed the feeling of the hot water on his sore body. His uncontrollably curly hair, weighed down by the water, clung to his shoulders. Having such a large volume of hair was a nuisance sometimes, like when it was time to wash it, but other times, it was no…
Read MoreC.J. Watson 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/8/2015)
I find myself struggling to get excited about C.J. Watson. A sort of drear melancholy overcomes me whenever I think about him, and when I actually sit down to edit his highlight videos, the melancholy turns into dread. Only one of my five Watson videos has over 1,000 views. I don’t personally find him an…
Read MoreC.J. Wilcox 10 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)
I have not gotten far in my quest to accumulate intelligence on CJ Wilcox. I’ve gotten to the point (but no further) where I now realize that he is not the awful Chris Wilcox, who really sucked. Despite my newfound clarity on the state of Wilcoxes in the NBA, CJ remains at a disadvantage. He…
Read MoreJames Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)
It’s been noted by tons of people before me, but I’ll say it again: If James Johnson wasn’t so crazy he would be almost like LeBron. Just look at some of the drives he had against the Spurs tonight. Those were Bron-esque. He has the power, and he has lots of the same skills, just…
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